Me:"That's it!! I Quit!"
Travis: "Ah but wee lassie, ye must giveth at the least a fortnight's notice of thy abandonnment. Be warned that in this time of a fortnight, thou shall encounter many a hazard.."

Simpson's quote of the day from work:
-"Hey, what do you think you're doin'?"
-"Paintin' a wagon...you got a problem with that?"
-"As a matter of fact I do.....you missed a spot!"
-"Well then grab a brush!!"
-"Gonna paint a wagon, gonna paint it fine, gonna use an oil based paint, because the wood is pine!"

So much work this weekend, well...same as every weekend really. I got wedgied by Hogan yesterday, ouch. I got spazzed at by a stupid customer today, what a jerk he was. Apparently I'm an "irresponsible teen"...bastard. Last night was really cool, you all have no idea what I'm talking about I know, so too bad, because it was really cool. I don't want to go to hockey...word.

Sleet show on Thursday (yeah I meant to type sleet)
- posted by Eddie @ 6:36 PM

 
"By the way, your hair tastes delicious." -guy at the concert who kept touching Jocelyn's bum
"nice shirt Jocey" -me
"Deepti Bhatanger" -thing in Ben's french book
"yeah that's right i went there..." -Hogan
"...DANCE!" -Hogan
"She likes you *wink*" -Hogan

Me: "Jeremy!! You missed the best concert!"
Jeremy: "Yeah I know that's great F YOU!!!!"

Simpsons quote of the day from work: "Paddling the school canoe? you bet that's a paddlin"

The concert was amazing. I won't even try to describe it since I'd be going on for hours. let's just say Dustin breaking a micstand=sexually hardcore. Today at work Hogan and Travis were arguing about wether the desk at work was a counter or a shelf. Supposedly if it was a shelf it would be ok to put books on it, but if it was a counter than it wasn't. Wierd. I'm going to own Hogan at Simpsons Trivial Persuit....yeah that's right I went there....

I'm cold, I want my Dave...
- posted by Eddie @ 10:55 PM

 
(*)AdDmEiStEr(*).Death To Traitors. (2days!!) says:
I NEED MY SPACE!!! *rips off your skin and pours salt on you*
Xeth says:
f*cking whore
(*)AdDmEiStEr(*).Death To Traitors. (2days!!) says:
it was self defence

Stedric *YOU BROKE E-CYBOPOOCH TO DEATH!!!* (AGH! GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU STUPID SONG!!!) says:
*dies a little inside*
(*)AdDmEiStEr(*).Death To Traitors. (2days!!) says:
what? did you find out Chef Boyardi wasn't real?
Stedric *YOU BROKE E-CYBOPOOCH TO DEATH!!!* (AGH! GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU STUPID SONG!!!) says:
he isn't?!?!
Stedric *YOU BROKE E-CYBOPOOCH TO DEATH!!!* (AGH! GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU STUPID SONG!!!) says:
I can't go on...

"My name's Dave
My name's Addy
*5 minutes later*
(sex)" -Cedric's version of how me and Dave met

Amazing night, this blog reminds me of my old summer blogs about how crazily in love I am. Well get used to it because they're coming back, suckas.
- posted by Eddie @ 10:13 PM

 
In response to "November 20th's blog"

Addy i stand with you on what you said. I have nothing against Ryan. But i like what you have to say. I think tyou should be open to all bands wether they suck or not sure im guilty of saying hey that bands gay...or that band sucks. But who isn't. Most of you know that i listen to rap and you probably think im just making fun of it. (that sounded so gay.) But i actually do enjoy rap i mean i don't like all that lets go get some biatches and some bacardi but like the good cool rap ...for instance beastie boys, run dmc and and outkasy,.....HEY YA! i thinks its poo how if your "punk" or "emo" or "hardcore" and so on you can't like any other music its liek oh well lets take them out of the category if they like another style of music its not right. anywho that was pretty stupid but here anopther stupid rant i got.

Also i goty beef with people who put dead people in their stories ...like i saw this thing where it was all johnny cash sleeps with daughter....LEAVE THE DEAD ALONE. they are dead give em peace!
peace out yo!
- posted by Eddie @ 10:09 AM

 
MICHAEL JACKSON FRICKING ROCKS MY WORLD!
- posted by Eddie @ 2:57 PM

 
"So...by your definition of selling out, the best band in the world lives in a van, creates music and records albums for free, plays dirt cheap concerts selling no merch, and lives entirely off charitable donations by strangers..." -thing on the radio I heard at work

I'm home sick right now, sucks like mad. I hate being home sick, but this morning I could barely move, I was so exhausted and just all in all feeling horrible. I broke (or REALLY hurt) my finger at hockey last night, not cool o'toole. Speaking of which, I saw HER....enough said. Seeing as how I was super bored this morning, I pulled out some of my old year books back from the John Mcrae/Tytler days...ahh, good times. I found Jocey in the yearbook, heh heh...and even better, Deacon won a gold belt award!! Good work Deacon, I feel safe knowing you're out there making a difference. So yes...I have no idea what to get some people for christmas...looks like they're getting underwear if I don't figure something out soon. One Hour Photo is a good movie. the term 'Selling Out' is gay.

- posted by Eddie @ 11:43 AM

 
"It's a perfectly kromulant word." -Derek
"These better not be dutch cookies Travis..." -Hogan

Ok, as if some kids are so stupid. Alright, at paintball you have to have someone 18 or older to sign the back of your waiver form after you put your info on the front. And if you yourself are over 18 you just write all YOUR info and sign the back. Today these 2 kids come in and they look about my age, so I ask them if they have someone over 18 with them, and they tell me that the one kid is over 18. Since the kid could pass for 12 I have to ask for ID. The ID says he's 20, but it's a pretty sketchy looking driver's license, so I ask Tommy to come look at it for me. Tommy's not sure, but he lets the kid sign anyways. The kids got kicked out after a while for using paint that they had brought from home. So we go and get their waiver forms, and the one kid made such a stupid mistake! He had written his real name on the front, and the name on the ID on the back where the adult's supposed to sign! I thought that kid was only one person....anyways. Afterwards, Tommy and Travis went downstairs to throw out some boxes, and it turns out the kids had peed in our front hallway because they were so mad at us, jerks. They're just lucky we didn't call the cops on them for having fake ID. Actually, they're even luckier Hogan hadn't caught them peeing, or they probably would've been licking it up....ahh....work is fun.
- posted by Eddie @ 6:29 PM

 
"2 little girls are we, filled with the girlish glee, hahahaha..." -2 guys Hogen made sing for breaking the rules at work.
"We NEVER spilled quarters until you got here." -Travis
"It has to be fear sweat!!" -Derek
"If you don't get hurt playing Duck Hunt you're not playing it right." -Hogen
"AAAH!! TRAVIS!! IT'S DOIN' STUFF!!" -Tommy trying to fill Co2 tanks, and failing miserably.
"Well Craig, according to your membership card...your name is now Craierty." -Derek

Hogen: "Why do you go to Ross?"
Me: "French immersion."
Hogen: "You're french?! I hate you!"
Me: "I'm not even french!"
Hogen: "So? You speak the language, that means you're trying."

Yeah so since I did nothing but work all day, all my quotes are from the guys I work with. I now have about a million nicknames. A couple are ADD, Quarters, Hans, Toots, Sarah, Giggles....the list goes on. Come paintballing, and keep me company everyone, I get so bored!! I have history homework to finish, french homework to finish, and I work tomorrow at 10am...I miss Dave.

Mom's right, old boyfriends DO come back to haunt you.
- posted by Eddie @ 11:08 PM

 
Tommy: "Yeah, the Canadian version of the Navy SEALS is The Dolphins"
Derek: "Dolphins?! Geez just call them the Beluga Whales or something even pussier.."
"Yo I'm calling you Hans." -Hoagen
"Yo toots, want something to eat?" -Hoagen

Work is hilairious, holy frik. Dave, Derek, Tommy and Travis are so incredibly funny. I work 22 hour weeks for 7$/h, and I do nothing but sit around all day, fun fun. It's cool job, but that still doesn't change the fact that I MISSED THE RACE WELL RUN CONCERT!!!!! Excuse me while I kill myself to death. I got to talk to Justin on the phone, be jelous.
- posted by Eddie @ 10:36 PM

 
"Crying..." -Ryan B. making fun of Dave
"UUUNNNNNGGG" -Johnson's rhino charge
"This guy loves love?" -Johnson
"Yeah...we really don't care about anything here.." -my sweet boss Derek
"Super Kill-o-matic death machine" -Matt

K, so Ryan's blog today made me a bit angry/upset/...i dunno, i'll tell you when I think of another emotion. Anyways, he's talking about defining what "punk" really is and so on and so on, and let's face it, we've ALL heard the rant about what punk truly is a million times over. I've been hearing SO much lately about how these punk kids hate how people wrongly define their music, and how people don't even know what punk is. But what really makes me angry is how these same kids are SO ignorant about every other type of music besides punk! I was telling someone the other day about this sweet emo band (Beloved), and this person was like "Oh emo? So do they have an accoustic guitar and talk about how they got their heart broken and sit in the dark and cry?" I'm like ah!! You people are sooo ignorant. I'm sick and tired of people making judgements about what I listen to, then spaz about how everyone sees the wrong image of what they like. Emo is NOT all frigging sad and crying and stuff, some of it is I know, but come on, Beloved? Thursday? NORMA JEAN?? I don't think some people even believed me when I told them that those bands were emo. Like Honestly, these people who complain about their music being wrongly represented should take a good hard look about how they categorize other music before they complain about what people say about them.
- posted by Eddie @ 11:05 PM

 
Jocey's trying to steal my life mottos...jerk. I have three now...
"No regrets, that's my motto...that and everybody wang chung tonight"
"Down is really up!"
"Never take no for an answer"

Thank you and goodnight.
- posted by Eddie @ 7:55 PM

 
"never take no for an answer..." -Zach and Shay...I love that song
"WIERD LINKS" -Sign that popped up when I tried to go to Cedric's blog
"ow my liver..." -me

Me:"AAAAHH!! IT'S TWINS!!!"
Stephen: "Holy crap! You're right! That's insane!"
Me: "I think I just had an aneurism..."

Beth Ann: "And when you fold it, you fold it like an egg roll! hahahaha!!"
Jimmy:"Yo shut the h*** up..."

Me: "Sam your egg roll is retarded."
Mrs. Cotter: "Addy we don't need language like that in this class"
Me: "Hey YOU were swearing at me on friday!!!"
Jimmy: "....she's right you know."

Sahar impressions of the day:
"EEEEEENNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHH....*voice cracks repeatedly*" -Jocey
"Can I leave 80 minutes early? I have to go work for my dad at the Mac's Milk and...*trails off*" -Sam
..and the award goes to Jocey

So today at lunch we were trying to figure out who looked like who out of our friends. Stephen looks like Frodo, Sam's a blonde Buddy Holly, Jeff looks like the guy from The Bouncing Souls (?), Daniel looks like Eric (amazing I know), and Zach looks like Goku. Me and Ryan were just like "yes! we're original! And ugly! *high five*" Besides that, nothing else happened. Zach's witch is getting crazier by the day, she walks so angrily too. I want glasses like Mrs. Cotter's.

Georgia + Schroeder = Love
- posted by Eddie @ 4:11 PM

 
"Hey, do you still like Kaylie?"
"Who's Kaylie?" -Conversation between little grade nines in the hall

"That's such a pretty screensaver. I wonder what mountain that is. I bet it's everest you know that? It looks quite Himalayan, espescially with the mist and snow coming off the top like that." -Mr. Alexander who just came and talked to me

Depressing depressing day. I love my mailbox with legs though, thanks Georgia. I got a job now, I'm excited. I work at Renegade Paintball so it shouldn't be that horrible of work. Computer labs suck, why won't Beth Ann shut up???
- posted by Eddie @ 2:54 PM

 
About 5 months sgo...everything was horrible. I thought that there was never anything that could've made me happy again. By the most amazing chance ever in my life, something did come along, that changed my life for the better in so many ways. That something was a person in case you couldn't have guessed by now. This person made me laugh, showed me new things, and most importantly, made me feel like someone actually cared about me. With the many things that were going downhill in my life, such as my family falling apart, my relationship with my then boyfriend steadily getting worse, my best friend moving away, this one person made me feel like everything was going to be fine, made me feel like I still had a place in the world. And they did all this despite me having never even met them in person. I guess I was pretty amazed by this person, and you can bet I was even more amazed to find out that they actually felt something more for me than just a friendship. After finally having met them in person, I finally knew that I was falling for this person, and to make things almost fairy-tale like, they were falling for me too. We hung out a couple more times, and after about a week, we were oficially an item. They were leaving the next day for 2 weeks, and it was the hardest time of life almost. They returned, and I found myself even more in love with them then before they left. We spent the next month together, and we were almost inseperable, it was amazing. Soon summer was over, and school started again. We promised each other that we would try to make as much time for each other as possible, seeing as how we went to different schools, but we knew it would be hard. Despite our lack of time together, I knew that I was still madly in love them, and there was absoloutly nothing that could keep me from him. About 3 months into the relationship, something happened that scarred us, something that to this day I still don't know if it will ever fully repair itself...and sadly, things slowly spiralled down from there. Soon there was hardly any time for us to be together, and even full conversations became rare, eventually one night....this night...all of that was finally brought to attention. We both looked at our situation, and we asked ourselves the question that could possibly decide the fate of our relationship...is this all worth it? I've answered that question...now I'm waiting for him to...

Dave...I love you more than anything, please can we work this out....I know it's worth it....
- posted by Eddie @ 11:02 PM

 
"IN YO' FACE!!!" -crazy chinese kid in the caf

There were so many funny quotes today, but I seriously can't remember them. Went over to Georgia's with Jocey and Shay today. It was fun, stupid Jocey and Shay though, so cute and happy. Makes me so jelous. Almost pierced my lip tonight, but I was too terrified to go through with it. Came to an agreement with my mom and she's allowing me to get my lip pierced, definitely dope. I have to work friday and saturday, definitely not dope. I guess all-day hang outs really are a thing of the past...
- posted by Eddie @ 9:18 PM

 
"*strange squealing noise*" -Randy

Well this is like officially the worst weekend ever. It was going to be cool, but then someone broke their promise, so I ended up sitting around doing fricking nothing for 48 hours. Anyways, I have to go to hockey in less than an hour. That was supposed to be fun too, but now it's not going to be either. Frik, hating my life so much. Maybe I'll go cry in the dark and cut myself.
- posted by Eddie @ 5:33 PM

 
You see in the past I had a dream- A fantasy
I thought that we would last become a little family
Then one, two, three, four the years were flying by they soared
And it's my gut feeling it's not happening for me, so...

Let's end it on this give me one last kiss
Let's end it on this. Let's end it on this

You see it's hard to face the addict that's inside of me
I want to fill my glass up with you constantly
I've been here before but I've never ever felt this sure and now I know I've been dreaming and your actions have inspired me, so...

Let's end it on this give me one last kiss
Let's end it on this. Let's end it on this

I open up, you ignore me. You're not the same at all.
And if I could turn back the pages of time I'd rewrite your point of view
Washed up to the shore, given one last chance to try some more
But I'm tired, I'm freezing. Let's stop and call it history


- posted by Eddie @ 6:36 PM

 
Jocelyn: "Frik, I can't find any good recipes, can you?"
Me: "....I wish I wasn't wearing shoes right now..."
"So...Stephen..." -Stef
"Mine?" -The seagulls from Finding Nemo

Sleepover was ok, went about a million times better than I expected considering everyone knows how awesome I get along with girls (ha ha). I had the most amazingly fuzzy blanket last night, mmm, it was like orgasm in blanket form. I'm fricking starving. One piece of toast does not equal breakfast. November 21st, be there or be square.

Please Hammer don't hurt 'em!
- posted by Eddie @ 1:21 PM

 
"Super Le Fun!!!!" -Mrs. Maclean
"What you're really thinking is that you're tired, it's friday afternoon, and I feel like a piece of s***!" -Mrs Cotter
"AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!" -Mr Brown

Man, all my teachers said the most hilairious things today. It made my day a little more interesting. That and Me and Sam doing the "when you say" dance. 3rd fire drill this week, like 15th since the beginning of the year, I hate the cold.
- posted by Eddie @ 3:06 PM

 
"You have stripes down your pants..." -Dave's dad

Ok, so I'm on the bus today on my way to Dave's, and I overhear this conversation of these grade 9 jerkfaces that go to my school. All I hear is them talking about what a nice bum this girl has, or how they'd like to have sex with this other girl. It made me think how much I'd hate it if some guy talked about me like that when I wasn't around. Like, it's cool if the guy says like "oh yeah she's pretty" or something, but that other stuff is just so disrespectful. I'm glad I found myself a decent guy who doesn't just care about looks or sex or crap like that. And to all you other guys out there who talk like that, maybe if you were a little more respecting towards girls, then you wouldn't be so upset that your only sexual partner is your hand.
- posted by Eddie @ 8:28 PM

 
"....Addy, I think perfect describes perfectly what he thinks of you. Why does there have to be a reason?"

- posted by Eddie @ 8:27 PM

 
"...disgusting." -Ben
"MENTEUR!!" -Mr Brown
"...SWEATER!" -me and Zach

SO FRICKING COLD!!! AH!! Yeah it's like frigging below zero in my house and all my doors and windows are open, so my hands are so numb right now I can barely type. On top of that my shoes and feet are soaked from having to walk home from Eric and Dan's in the thunderstorm. Geez, the guys are SO competitive when it comes to road hockey, they were all spazzing at me and Sam like "AH!! GET ON DEFENSE!!!!" I mean holy mackinaw! It's just a friendly game you bastards! Anyways, I lost all the buttons off my backpack pretty much, stupid grifters....always grifting me up and the like....*noing*
- posted by Eddie @ 7:03 PM

 
"Well you could go for a walk...a nice sexy walk." -Jessi
"CAULIFLOWER!!" -Iker

I hate the smell of varnish, it makes me so dizzy.....
- posted by Eddie @ 8:03 PM

 
"Yo man! I think I would know if a huge motherf***kin moose was behind me sniffing me! No! No! I said I would know!" -Randy
"You're so like....dumb." -me
"Addy grow a penis so I can have sex with you!" -Georgia

I really like chocolate cake, and I really like Dave. A chocolate Dave would be the best thing ever. Anyways, supposedly people are going to throw a bible at my head sometime, that should be funny since those people are like frigging gay. Today I cut an orange in half with a plastic knife, those things are dangerous I tells ya.
- posted by Eddie @ 9:28 PM

 
yo i know it seems like i already blogged today, but i didn't, that was last night, just a clarification...anyways...

"I guess this is a pretty pointless phone call...." -Georgia
"Addy...we need to get married, I love you too much." -Jessi
"MC Hammer is my dad." -Cedric

Hockey tonight. We're on a winning streak, yay. I got a hat-trick, and Randy finally got to throw his hat on the ice, good for him. I'm so happy I scored it against THAT team though..heh heh. Ok give me break!! I was pretty nice! Right Heather?? Anyways, I'm sitting here writing this wearing a checkered apron, aren't I cool? I just made this frigging huge meal for family studies, and holy frik, it was like the best thing I've ever eaten. I love my cheesecakes, mmm. I got a new winter coat, it's green, and it's dope. I'm cold, and I have civics homework to do. Later Y'all.

MC Hammer rocks my world
- posted by Eddie @ 10:14 PM

 
"Guy! You can't throw a bible at someone!!" -Dave yelling at Johnson
"So do you always say hi to people you don't know?" -Cedric
"Haha, what a funny name" -Dave from BC

I feel like doing a real blog. Today was cool I guess. Georgia and Jocey and Shay came over yet again. We went out for dinner and Georgia bit my finger and actually broke the skin...what a viscious girl. I had a rather interesting phone convo with Dave and Johnson, apparently Dave was 'bating onto the phone. But yeah, I also met some people from BC tonight, Dave Z is sweet, so's Jessi. That reminds me, CEDRIC CALLED TODAY!!! I was so excited, holy frik. But yeah, i'm tired, because it's 1am, and the cake smell is making me hungry. Later sweetie.

Oh by the way, I frigging miss him already *cry*
- posted by Eddie @ 12:50 AM

 
"Shut up...monkey kisser..." -Dave
"Well, you're in now." -Matt
"Well I wouldn't know....." -me
"frik i love you." -Dave

K I seriously think I'm like the only person who blogs anymore. Well, it just shows that I really do not have a life. Sweet day, makes me kind of sad I had to leave Dave's so early, when I really could've left at like 11:45....grr....oh well, still a sweet night. I saw McCallum on the bus today, but I was too scared to say hi...Jeff if you're reading this for some strange reason....hi.

P.S. I'm so in love I could burst.
- posted by Eddie @ 11:27 PM

 
"What's white and goes up?....MAYONAISE?!" -Jocey and Georgia
"ah! my chesticles!!!" -Georgia

Me: They're SO good live!!
Georgia: WHAT? BANANAS?!

Georgia is fun....i like fun....i like georgia....i like cake....
- posted by Eddie @ 6:41 PM

 
"Dear diary, I like Brendan and Jordan, and Aiden. I don't know if I like Memphis anymore, but I think he likes me. Soccer is the best sport ever. You don't have to think so, but I do" -Courtney's diary that we broke into

As if Courtney spies on people, that's so creepy. I bet she's watching me right now.

I can't wait till friday, 1am here I come.
- posted by Eddie @ 10:43 PM

 
"the word 'squid', I feel is somewhat demeaning when referring to goats. It sounds sleazy. I prefer "octopus" as you mentioned. And yes of couse Rebekah is octopus. That does mean I have a crush on her or something." -KingOfFear and I'm Kevin changing creepy stalker posts on the PBP message board
- posted by Eddie @ 4:54 PM

 
2 DAYS TILL MATRIX: REVOLUTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- posted by Eddie @ 10:37 PM

 
.we painted crooked lines, but we danced in perfect time. says:
i love you.
.we painted crooked lines, but we danced in perfect time. says:
(more than anything)

...finally back to normal
- posted by Eddie @ 10:34 PM

 
What's big, black and eats rocks?....A big black rock eater!

What crawls and goes ding dong?....A wounded avon lady!

What do you call a grocery clerk in Peking?....A chinese checker!

Why did the buccaneers stop their covered wagon?...They had injun trouble!


*These horrible and somewhat racist riddles brought to you by the book Worst Riddles Ever*
- posted by Eddie @ 5:17 PM

 
Everything's crashing down...just because of one lie....just because of one person...this could've been avoided...doesn't seem to matter now...
- posted by Eddie @ 11:42 PM

 
"There seems to be a light....." -Shay
"I'm getting my shoe" -Zach
"I win" -Georgia
"What's white and goes up? A retarded snowflake!" -Book Worst Riddles Ever

Ok day, hung out with Georgia, Audrey, Jocey, Shay and Zach. We found a new thrift store and by golly it's awesome. We bought some singing nuns, and a bird with a pipe along with 5$ more worth of junk. I finally won my first hockey game this season...yay...7-3....wow how exciting. I'm so sick...aahhh.

That book...Worst Riddles Ever...it's my new bible...
- posted by Eddie @ 10:51 PM