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Tuesday, December 30, 2003
 
"*singing to no specific tune*And Addy's dealing the cards, oh what's this I got a seven, and Addy's laying down the cards, whoops she's not fast enough, and she's turning and touching her head, now she's laughing, and I've found her weakness...." -Hogan

"oh no oh no! Dave's had coffeeeee!! KLGSLKDHFIASGNDHDFJSDB!!! Need to settle down!!! what what what a fill?!?! you want a fill?? you can't handle the fill!!! AAAHHHH!!! *runs away* -Hogan

Me: "So did you tell him off?"
Hogan: "Yeah I did then when i got to the top of the stairs I turned to him and said...OH MAN I CAN'T REMEMBER!! BUT I SAID SOMETHING REALLY COOL!!"

"holy man boobs" -nick

"smooth like LA CREME!!!" -LOSER paintball guy

Holy fricking mackinaw. I have some crazy fricking stalker. I was honestly scared to go to sleep last night because of him. His name is Aaron, he's in gr.11 and goes to Ross. If ANYONE knows him, please tell me so i can proceed to giving him a swift kick in the nuts, courtesy of me and Hogan as well.

Anyways, aside from the stalkers....

Hardcore paintball players are losers, it blows my mind.

Jay (Frog) stands so close to me, and today i caught him smelling me...i was SO scared. I can't believe he gave Hogan a 40oz Crown Royal as an apology gift. Then I GET IN TROUBLE FOR IT. I open the drawer the get some more waivers for these parents, and there's a bottle of hard liquor right there, wow that looks good for my employee evaluation.

...damn frenchies

Monday, December 29, 2003
 
Guy in Music World: "Are you in line?"
Jocey: "Oh, no."
Guy: "K good, cuz if you were I'd have to kick you out!! *laughs crazily*"
Girl in wheelchair: "It's true! Look what he did to me!! *also laughs crazily*"
Me, Ryan and Jocey: "......."

Dave: "Why aren't we that romantic?"
Me: "Well we're more playful and fun I'd say."
Dave: "Yeah, faithful and plun!"
Me: "..."
Dave: "Holy, I just actually said faithful and plun didn't I?"

Me: "Holy mom...why are you walking so fast?!"
Mom: "Because I...shut up.."
Me: "You seem like you have somewhere so important to be"
Mom: "Maybe I do.."
Me: "DUN..DUN DUN DUN *to the tune of eye of the tiger*"

Me: "Woah! Look on the ground, 5$!! We should ask if that person dropped it"
Mom: "Are you kidding? Lets buy drugs."

Today was fun stuff. Me and mom went downtown for awhile, then I met up with people at the mall. I finally bought the last part of Dave's present...even though I'll probably buy him something else before i give it to him.

Dave's parents love saving money, holy mackinaw.

MMMMMM ICE CREAM

Sunday, December 28, 2003
 
Tommy: "Tommy likes the cards..." (which he said about 30000000 times)
Hogan: "FOR GOD'S SAKE TOMMY IF YOU SAY THAT AGAIN I'M KICKING YOU IN THE NUTS!!!"
Tommy: ".......*whispers* Tommy likes the cards..."

"Now I can't say that I 'ate the bowl' Addy, BECAUSE THERE ISN'T ONE!!!" -Hogan

"I must warn you though, my drummer is extremely horny over emo girls like you, he'll most likely try to hump you. Just beat him away with a stick or something." -Henry

Stupid Tim Hortons. I go and spent 40$ (yes that's right) there for everyone's lunch, and I get back after lugging a box full of soup and sandwiches up the hill, and we're missing a fricking chili in a bread bowl. So Hogan went back and raised a ruckus until they gave in and gave us a free one, good stuff.

My cousins came and visited today and it was fun. Me and Henry are clones or something, i swear. He comes up to me and the first thing he says is "So did you go to the Alexisonfire concert here a couple weeks ago?"...wow, my hero. His band needs a bassist too...and he offered to let me come play with them, eeeexcellent.

I'm buying Tommy mittens, He's my fravourite. (the extra r was intentional you bastards)

Yay, breakfast tomorrow.

Saturday, December 27, 2003
 
Hogan: "So yeah, with the 30$ rental you get 100 paintballs, and you get to take Addy home."
Fletch: "Oh boy! I want that offer!!"
Me: "Except you'd go to jail because I'm under 16 you bastard."
Fletch: "HOLY F***, you're under 18??"
Some guy: "I so don't believe you, I want ID!!"
Fletch: "Too hot to be under 18."
Me: "THAT'S IT!!!! *jumps over counter with loaded gun*"

Hogan: "Addy and Nick were in the backseat of Tommy's car for 10 minutes last night."
Me: "Yeah and you were there watching."
Hogan: "Except it was so steamy I couldn't see anything!"
Me: "THAT'S IT!!!!!! *jumps over counter with gun yet again*"

Me: "I got some soup...."
Tommy: "DELICIOUS SOUP!?!"

Holy frik, i wish the old wierd paintball guys would quit coming on to me. For one it's illegal, I am under 16 no matter how old I look with these sexy pants. And Hogan that WAS sexual harassment (eyes closed or not).

Crazy 8's countdown is sheer madness, and Speed with Hogan is the scariest thing ever. He's so big and in the way, it's terrifying. Idiot is so a valid card game AND it involves strategy, jerks. War is boring, espescially when you play it for 4 hours.

I ordered my bass, it's so incredibly beautiful it makes me want to hit myself in the face with a blunt object. If you want to see it, go to this link ---> http://www.songbirdmusic.com/torasp/odetail.asp?id=8277

Everything is delicious to Tommy. He's my mentor.

(once again, I miss my Dave)


 
"Ow, you put pain in me..." -Jocelyn
"I'm going to take my pennies and throw them at people." -Justin
"You mistake my harassment, it's actually LOVE" -Tommy

Holy mackinaw, it's 1:45am, and i JUST got back from work...is that even legal?

Everyone and their dog was at the mall this morning, it was madness I tell you. Dickies pants feel funny. I want the Jude the Obscure CD so bad, instead I got Thursday, Poison the Well, and From Autumn to Ashes, not bad. I got to hang out with Justin this morning, everyone should be jelous, i know i would be if i were you.

Speed is a frik sweet card game, i'm teaching everyone so i can own you all.

THEY SHIPPED MY PACKAGE TODAY!? That's it...rage time.

Thursday, December 25, 2003
 
It's reasons like this why I love my mom....

Keir: "Well eventually their just going to implant cell phones into your wrist"
Me: "That would suck! Instead of just getting robbed, someone's going to chop your arm off!"
Mom: "Yeah, you'd need to put it in a body part that's not so likely to get whacked off."
Me and Keir: ".....HAHAHA!!!"

Grandma Kate: "Oh, isn't that lovely, it's a finger puppet"
Me: "Aw, it's cute, it's a beaver!"
Randy: "I want to play with it."
Mom: "Yeah Randy, you finger the beaver."
Me: "MOM! AGAIN!!"

Anyways, christmas with the relatives. I swear if my cousin gets any nerdier, I'm buying him a pocket protector. Got a scarf, some new ear plugs, a bathrobe, some mittens and some chocolate, which was nice. I also got like 200$ that I have no idea what to do with. The best though was my 50$ gift certificate to La Senza, as soon as I open it my mom (being the sick twisted person she is) says "OH!! DAVE'S GOING TO LIKE THAT!!", thanks mom....

I've ordered so much stuff from online. It better get here soon or I'll start raging.

I hate work.

Wednesday, December 24, 2003
 
Me: "Randy...why are you wearing a towel-dress?"
Randy: "It's so liberating, try it sometime....EeeEeeEeeE..*runs away*"

Randy is really really wierd...but I think everyone already knew that.

Dave only ever wants to undress me. Honestly it's all he does. Our relationship is nothing but sex. SEX SEX SEX!!!!

Happy Christmas eve day.....or have have a cwazee Kwanza..whatever floats your boat.

Tuesday, December 23, 2003
 
"I dropped some sausage....." -Deacon

Well the surprise party went well, despite the fact not many people showed up, but still, that was my fault. I got to pull some holiday cracker things. I got a measuring tape in one, how gay is that?

I finally finished all my christmas shopping. Plus I got a couple things for myself, excellent. I got an f sweet new coat, plus the best shirt that ever existed. "Please don't eat me, I love you" ahahahaha...oh shoot, pizza head from pizza hut fricking rocks my world.

My interpunk order is finally shipped, huzzah.

I listened to Nice and Blue for about an hour straight this morning. It made me really sad and really happy at the same time, go figure.

Christmas makes me melancholy...or maybe it's just everything else going on around me. I'm too tired to figure it out right now. Life is a trip. It's all so extreme.

Sunday, December 21, 2003
 
"No stop! please!!" -Girl on the other team at hockey yelling at me

"Hogan, go pick up garbage.....AND PUT ADDY DOWN!!!!" -Travis

Stupid hockey game....we so should've won it. I got a frigging hat-trick and it almost killed me. 2 of the goals against us didn't go in, stupid refs...ooooh i'll get you...

Tommy has Norwok...I'm going to die working in that place I swear. Hogan shot me right in the head, and in the foot from 3 feet away, what a mean mean guy. That's why he doesn't get any quotes today, jerky mcjerk jerk.

So yeah, like i said, work again....gah....It was kinda funny this weekend though. All the guys I work with are big dorks and are all into comic books and such. So we have this inside joke running for the past 3 weeks at least, that Addy would be a really good name for a calculator and so on (if you look at my calculator at work, Travis actually wrote Addy on it), so I was telling All the guys about my enemies list, and about my top arch enemy....my NEMESIS. They all started making this huge joke calling my nemesis "Subtracto"! Hogan started telling a story, and it went a bit like this...(sounds a bit like a familiar episode of the Simpsons if you ask me)

"Addy chases Subtracto down the hot streets of New Orleans. As they end the fanboat race and end up at Subtracto's secret stolen mansion, Subtracto runs inside and jumps in her oversized eeeevil looking chair. As Addy walks in...the chair slowly turns around, and low behold sitting in the chair is...SUBTRACTO! 'I've been waiting for you Addy' she says. 'Give me back my son!' yells Addy, suddenly her request is answered as a large burlap bag containing her son is hurled at her face. After she gathers herself, Addy looks out the back window in the room and sees Subtracto swimming in the water....slowly...so slowly making her escape. 'Curns!" yells Addy in frustration. Suddenly Addy's spunky sidekick Multiply-Guy comes running in. 'She's very slowly getting away!' he exclaims. 'Let her go,' says Addy. Addy looks out the back window once again and proclaims with much majesty and fist shaking...'I'LL GET YOU SUBTRACTO, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!'...."

Friday, December 19, 2003
 
"Me having a credit card would be the world's greatest disaster. 'PORSCHE!? DON'T MIND IF I DO!'" -Hogan

Kid: "So yeah...my name's Sean...."
Me: "ok..."
Kid: "You know...just in case I ever come back here...and you're here...and stuff..."
Me: "....yes....."

"...so cool..." -Travis *shakes head in disbelief*

Gaaaah, everyone at work is sick!! And they all got me sick too!! On top of these horrible stomach cramps I was having, I got the stomach flu! So at work today every hour or so I would have to run downstairs to heave my guts out for a couple minutes. It was so disgusting *shudder*. Anyways....

Dave's in Toronto all weekend, and I miss. I hope he's having fun at his Raptor's game tonight, heh heh. No more school though. Huzzah. That = all day hangouts *cha ching*

(2 Days!!)

Thursday, December 18, 2003
 
Nodes of Ranvier + Poison The Well = Instant orgasms

Yeah so that pretty much sums up what I did all day. I didn't feel like going to school since we're doing nothing but watching movies in EVERY single one of my classes. I swear.

I bet I could make better fudge than my mom, but I'm too lazy to test that theory right now.

Last night I had a Thursday orgasm. It was good stuff. Hmm, I talk about orgasms way too much on my blogs. I'm sorry, I'll stop.

Wednesday, December 17, 2003
 
"What is it? It's a nipple!" -Ryan
"I don't know!" -Jocey

Hogan: "Addy...."
Me: "what?"
Hogan: "Get me my coat."
Me: "Fine..."*gets up and gets coat, sits back down*
Hogan: "Addy..."
Me: WHAT?!"
Hogan: "...tuck me in.."

Hogan: "So if I called your boyfriend and said 'Hey D-D-D-Dave, he would be really pissed at me?"
Me: "Holy frik you're so mean!!"

"Addy has 85 hit points and a BAD ATTITUDE!!" -Hogan

Work today was boring yet fun. It was only me and Hogan since everyone else went to see that Return of the something or other movie. Wizard of Oz is better, losers. Hogan and me shared our stories of adventure, like his cab ride this morning and how the guy next to him at the ATM smelled really bad, it made me laugh. He's bringing a tv to work, I'm bring my N64, it's going to be madness.

I found out the most hilairious thing today. Ok, alot of you probably heard about the whole 2 girls that got drunk and took naked pictures of themselves last year, and they got around to like every single person ever? Well yeah, an old friend of mine was looking up porn on the internet like he always does, and he goes to "Girls Gone Wild.com" and low and behold...the pictures are fricking on there!!!!! I had a really good laugh about that, because those girls are so snobby and annoying, haha, what losers.

Free pizza is slammin'.

Tuesday, December 16, 2003
 
would have rather played the blue team than see that even! and that is depserate. DESPERATE.

Addy rests her case...

 
"What can I say, me and Sam's mom have a close working relationship!" -Mrs Cotter

Me: "Aw...now I'm on the floor...."
Fraser: "You're a hippie."

Some girl: "Woah I really like your coat!"
Britany: "Woah I really like you!!"

"Addy!! Call Habib for the pizza!! Habib only talks to you!!" -Hogan (how the frik did he get Dave's number???)

Good night tonight I must say. Went to Centennial and met up with Dave and others. There was this massive snowball fight going on and it was actually really scary. I was close to being hit so many times. Centennial is a scary place.

McCallum swears so much.

(5 days!!!)

Monday, December 15, 2003
 
"Jimmity Jilickers!" -Jocelyn on her blog...way to spell everything wrong

"Good lord SHE IS SO ANNOYING!!" -Georgia, YES!! someone agrees with me!!!

"This one time, I got a fat girl to chase me down the main hall of my hall school, and I just started screaming 'JUMANGI!!'" -Hogan, hahaha, so doing that to Stef Beauman


I ordered my interpunk stuff last tuesday!!! Still waiting for payment my bum.

I saw a really stupid shirt today that one of my friends had. It said "Don't Steal...The Government Hates Competition." I'm like, wow you are so stupid and have no idea what you're talking about. I wrote a song about that general idea I was having about it in french class because I was bored. Maybe I'll post it on here if I'm not lazy...yeah I will...

Stealing is a competition
With a prize of semi-swallowed pride
Steal your attention
Steal your love by others
Lowered esteem to the grave
Murdering others to climb your way out

A plastic wrapped voice
Screams at me for my ignorance
Every dream you've had is not your own
It was bought
Every opinion of yours
Sold to you by your nemesis

Your counter-culture
Is not what you envisioned
Just blasphemy
Brought on yourself

Sunday, December 14, 2003
 
Newest name on Addy's enemies list: Dave Hogan

Yeah that's right...I went there...

 
Jerk Hockey Dad: "So what are you going to do? Call the cops!?"
Hogan: "Alright *picks up phone*..."
Jerk: "And tell them we paid you 600$!? That's a crime!"
Hogan: "Yes, that's exactly what I'm going to tell them, is there a problem?"

Jerk: "I want to speak to the manager!"
Me: "I AM THE FRICKING MANAGER!!!"

"Well sir, the Boss says to do this...*flips the guy off*...have a nice day sir!" -Hogan

I have no idea why, but I feel like doing a long blog...

Holy mackinaw! I've seen some jerky people in my time, but these hockey parents at work today take the cake! They come in and try to fricking screw us out of 200$ (even though it was money given to them by Guelph Minor Hockey FOR the frigging paintball). Our little confrentation got pretty ugly...to the point where the dad was grabbing the phone out of Tommy's hand! Anyways, Hogan has the best people skills I've ever seen.

Beloved owns me right now. Hopefully my cd will come in the mail soon. Then I can stop twitching with anticipation...Hurrah. This girl I played in hockey tonight looked alot like a pirate for some reason. I don't know why, but I found it really amusing.

Gordon Lightfoot = Bleeding ears

Have to wait until Tuesday...curns.

Friday, December 12, 2003
 
"Mmm, is that cake batter? Let me try some! OH MY GOODNESS YOU PEOPLE ARE GODS!!!!!" -Ricky, geez, the cupcakes weren't that good

Kid at work: "Hey do you have a drinking fountain?"
Me: "We have water right there."
Kid: "Can I have some?"
Me: "If you pay me a dollar..."
Kid: "Oh, well is there a drinking fountain?"
Me: "I said there was water!"
Kid: "Well can I have some?"
Me: "If you pay me!!!"
Kid: "Ah!! Do you have a fountain!?"
Me: "...we have a sink..."

"Yeah!!! And today I was like 'DAVE I KNOW YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!' and he was like 'WOAH'!!" -Mitter

Today at work some kid threw up in his mask, it was SO hilairiously disgusting, but the smell almost made me gag. In family studies we were making cupcakes, and we were really excited about it, since that's the best thing we've made in a while. So we get them in the oven and we're all stoked about it. 20 minutes later we check them, and nothing's changed. So we leave them in longer and still nothing changes! It turns out someone turned off our oven..dammit, no cupcakes for Addy.

Addy is a really good name for a calculator.

Thursday, December 11, 2003
 
"Hello class, I'm Mrs Woodburn." -Supply teacher
"WOODBURN!? That's like the fricking coolest name EVER!!" -Jocey

"OH NO! MY BACKBACK!" -me

Today there were many events at lunch involving whipped cream. It started out innocently enough by Ryan getting a plate of whipped cream in the face, but from there it progressed into madness, SHEER MADNESS!!

I'm kind of depressed at the moment. It's strange because it's not MY life that's depressing, it's other people's lives that depress me. It seems that almost every single person except me has like some crazy hectic life with so much to do, and they're all stressed and depressed and have no time for anything, including me. I'm neglected, that's my problem. Oh well, there's always work...and pizza, mmm pizza.

Wednesday, December 10, 2003
 
As I Lay Dying = FRIK SWEET

 
I've realized that I'm starting to talk more and more like Dave and his friends every day. Like it started out with just the whole, frig and frik thing. Then it progressed into the whole "this guy does..." and so on. But now I'm just not even talking in proper sentences like they do. Like I actually just said "don't even believe." that's not even a complete sentence.

At least I don't cut off entire words like Johnson..."ev" doesn't make sense no matter what anyone says.

What will the future hold for Addy's grammar?!?! Tune in next week to find out!!

Tuesday, December 09, 2003
 
Laurel: "Did it hurt?"
Me: No not at all."
Laurel: "...I don't believe you."

Ok, so today like every single person on the face of the earth was asking me "did it hurt?!!?!". So I will clarify, no getting your lip pierced does NOT hurt. Mrs. Cotter threw a chair at Ricky today, how scary is that?

I miss my Jocey :(

Sunday, December 07, 2003
 
Stedric *Did she call my name? I think its gonna rain when I die* says:
haha, Spencer was such a horndog
(*)AdDmEiStEr(*).Death To Traitors. (CONCERT=AMAZING) says:
he fricking checked me out like every 2 seconds
(*)AdDmEiStEr(*).Death To Traitors. (CONCERT=AMAZING) says:
i'm serious, and he was ALWAYS grabbing his critch
(*)AdDmEiStEr(*).Death To Traitors. (CONCERT=AMAZING) says:
dammit!!!!!
Stedric *Did she call my name? I think its gonna rain when I die* says:
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Stedric *Did she call my name? I think its gonna rain when I die* says:
frig, you make mocking you SO easy

I've realized that I'm the easiest person in the world to make fun of. I don't know why more people don't do it, they probably all feel bad for me because I'm just such an idiot.

I have to work all through christmas holidays *cries*. I just ate half of a candy necklace all a once. Eh! *thumbs up for gut rot*

Saturday, December 06, 2003
 
Me: "Um...my first day of work was over a fortnight ago.."
Derek: "Did you say fortnight?!?!"

"Ok so the red team is you, you, you, you and gimpy *points to Nick*" -Hogan

Simpson's quote from work: "Hey, wanna race?!" *clicking pens*

Argh...I'm in like the worst mood ever. I just want to curl up in bed with a movie and have hot chocolate while someone rubs my feet or something. It would be even better if a certain someone was with me....geez I miss him....someone smack me.

Friday, December 05, 2003
 
"What's with you guy! Everything's like equations today!" -Jordan
"K Addy, we have to start making out or something to keep this even." -Candace
"Oh! Sorry!" -guitarist from Hey Mercedes after he slammed the monitor into my arm
"No!! Thank YOU!!" -guitarist from Hopesfall shaking my hand VERY enthusiastically

I'm on like a concert-streak here. Norma Jean, Thrice/Thursday, now Hopesfall...soon to be Alexisonfire and Poison the well. Hopesfall was amazing, plus the guys in the band are like the nicest ever. The one guy shook my hand for like a minute and a half. Got 2 more picks to add to my collection. This fricking crazy fat girl behind me was like rubbing up against me and slamming me into the stage, it seriously felt like she was humping me, I was so scared. Poor Dave had to leave before Hopesfall even came on, I felt SO bad for him...and I really wish he could've stayed. Oh well, I really need to sleep, and heal all the bruises on my legs...ouch.

Thursday, December 04, 2003
 
in response to....
Wednesday, December 03, 2003
i am the person who acts differently infront of other people, addy sorry i am a terrible person i will never live again..
-sam

 
BethAnn: "Would you please shut up!?
Me: "Well gee...that wasn't very nice."
Jocey: "Well actually Addy, she did say please."

"Isn't it wierd that I'm just eerily walking beside you? Like we're the bes friends ever or something?" -Bob

me: "SHUT UP!"
zach: "NO YOU SHUT UP!"
Jeff: "why don't you both shut up...."

My mom's so lame. For christmas she wants to get these t-shirts made with a picture of our family on them and send them out to all our relatives with like "Merry Christmas from the Kurvink-Palm Family!" on them. Is that not incredibly Brady Bunch-ish or what? I was at my locker today after school, and I noticed this rather large box across the hall from me, and I was wondering what was in it, then all of a sudden some guy popped out of it, looked at me, and walked away like nothing had happened. One-arm Bob is CA-RA-ZEH!

Wednesday, December 03, 2003
 
"Come on! It's super Le Fun!" -Jeff

So today I was down at Music in Orbit buying tickets to the Hopesfall show, and I had 27$ on me. The tickets came to 28$, so i was like frik, what do I do now? This lady behind me was like "oh, how much are you short?" and i told her a dollar, so she actually gave me a dollar and was like, "well, Merry Christmas!". I don't know why but I thought that was a really nice thing to do. I guess people really do care after all. On a totally different note, I realized today that sometimes quite a few of my friends act totally different when they're around other people. I won't say any names...but you can probably guess what I'm talking about...

I'm positive Sam has ADD.

Tuesday, December 02, 2003
 
"pancakes are supposed to be brown!" -some person across the room in family studies
"if someone gives me food I'll drop my pants...i swear i'll do it..." -me

Georgia: "geez, Noah needs to cut his hair."
Me: "word"

Today in family studies we made french toast. It was pretty gross, since they have chincy frying pans at school that don't cook the toast all the way through. It made me wonder why they didn't change the name to "freedom toast" like they changed french fries to "freedom fries". Wierd eh? In french we're doing these oral presentations on francophone countries in Africa, and they're supposed to be creative. So I'm getting out my guitar and I'm going to write some french songs about Madagascar to sing in front of my class, it should be fun. In yo' face caf kid was wearing a bright pink shirt today, that kid is my fricking hero. Beth Ann wears the same pants as Ms. Cotter.

Monday, December 01, 2003
 
"Woah..I went to wink with this eye and the other one was like 'no I'm taking over!'" -Sam
"NO! IN YO' FACE!" -coolest kid ever in the caf
"uh...all of them, they're having a party. Jimmy Carter's passed out on the couch." -Homer

Good night again tonight. Me and Sam decided that we'd start a band, a Thursday-ish band as he described it. That's good stuff. Crazy caf kid made us all laugh again today. That's good stuff. You can order pizza online now. That's good stuff. Dave smells so frigging good. That's good stuff...yeah that's what she said.


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