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Saturday, January 31, 2004
 
Hogan: "we saw Jocelyn at work...and I told her she sucked."
Me: "oh...cool."
***HOURS LATER***
Jocelyn: "Hogan saw me at work...and he told me I sucked."
Me: "Oh...cool."

Jer: "You know what they should make? Bow ties...that come already tied...that you just have to like, clip on."
Everyone: "....THEY HAVE THOSE!"

"So this 30 year old guy comes up to me when I'm walking here and he's like 'Hey, are you the one I'm supposed to meet....you know, from the internet?' and i'm like 'no...' and walked the opposite way so he couldn't follow me....that's why I'm late." -Zach

"...and I can't think of anything to rhyme with Addy so lets just say she's easy." -Ending of Hogan's poem

"YEAH ADDY, IS ALWAYS ABOUT HOGAN HOGAN HOGAN HOGAN TOMMY LIKES THE CARDS HOGAN HOGAN....(and so on)..." -Everyone

"YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM BUT HAVE A GOOD ONE!!!" -The D-Man

"FOR FUCK SAKES ADDY CALM THE HELL DOWN!!!!" -My sister during hockey

Not many work quotes today. Tommy made fun of me alot, which isn't very common...what happened to you Tommy, you used to be cool. Speaking of which, Renegade was...eventful...today. Seizures....fire...god am i scared for the tourny tomorrow...

We lost at hockey...the other coach was trash talking me, all the organizers in the league hate me. Like that one time whatsherface wanted to kick me out of the league for backing up Hailey? Yeah, lame...real lame.

Ryan's party was good good times. We watched Night at the Roxbury, holy I forgot how funny that movie is...like that scene...with the Boom Box...I can just see Hogan doing that to me sometime in my life. I owned air hockey...as always. Zach almost got molested. And me and Jocelyn were clones in every way possible...like...our shirt...and....our shirt....and....shut up.

6:00AM...god no......

Friday, January 30, 2004
 
"...dude, this is boring, change the channel." -Geoff Rickly on Emogame

"come on Addy....get on the front.....COME ON!! I'LL MAKE A SCENE!!!" -Hogan

Hogan: "Hey Addy, want a post dated check for a million dollars?"
Me: "ok."
Hogan: "ok...but if i ever become a millionaire and you cash it...i'll kill you."

me: "yeah i'm getting an Angel soon."
Max: "Addy, you are an angel."
me: "...oh....ok." (i honestly didn't get it at first)

"Sleep is a waste of time...unless you're sleeping....in which case it's heavenly." -Tommy

Hogan: "hey addy, remember that time i tricked you into thinking we were letting you go...yeah that was pretty funny."
Derek: "oh man....yeah that really was."
Me: "frik you, i was so close to tears, SO CLOSE!!"
Max: "What happened?"
Hogan: "we pranked called Addy and said we were letting her go...and she totally believed us."
Max: "YOU DID THAT TO ADDY?!?!?" *beats Hogan to death...well almost*

"HAHAHA.!!!...HAHAHAHA!!...HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" -Tommy's fake laugh

"YOU SHOULD GO IN THE WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!!!" -Scott (holy that guy was scary)

Travis: "Addy's touching me......"
Tommy: "Is she growing again?" (I love those car rides home, haha)

Me: "yeah travis...these kids smell alot like pot...what should I do?"
Travis: "let them play, what are they gonna do? sit down and eat food in the middle of the game?"

So work today was fun times aas always. These kids came in and smelled sooo much like pot it almost made me gag. Scary guy Scott (who I'm sure is very nice, no offence) was honestly hitting on me very creepily. I usually don't notice when guys supposedly hit on me, but frik I noticed this time. He told me to get those ridiculously short shorts from Dye, no way Jose.

I can't even mention my greatest event of the day on here...curses. Well let it be known that it was very fun. Hogan I adore you, haha. I can't wait to be adopted.

Emogame owns me, seriously. It's soooo funny, espescially how they make fun of Sum 41 on it. Example: "Like this one time my teacher told me to find the area of the trapezoid, and I was like 'No way man! I don't have to conform to you and your trapezoid measuring ways!!'"...and... "Yeah, and I got this ice cream sandwich in the cafe once, and it was just a big ball of moosh, and I was like 'You know man, I'm just a product of your mooshy ice cream sandwich society!!! You're the reason I'm all rebelious! I'm a punk wOOt!'"

My guinea pig is schizofrenic....seriously. It randomly spins in circles and spazzes whenever I walk by. I'm also convinced he can tell time. I was telling my mom how I had to wake up at 11 today, and at 11 this moring, Milton starts squealing SO loud. He really does love me, haha.

Aaah...good day all in all...although I really would have liked to go out for breakfast with you Zach. Lets reschedule! Monday morning? ok fabulous.

Later All
~Love...the coolest paintball girl EVER

Thursday, January 29, 2004
 
Chris Caraba: "So I said to my girlfriend 'no you're the stinkface' and she said 'you're mean, I want my hoodie back'"
Simpson: "Yeah I'm gonna stand over here now."

HAHAHA, EMOGAME IS HILAIRIOUS. I've never been so entertained in my life.

 
you said my heart sounded like a payphone in the rain.
distorted, distant, scrambled and desperate.

 
Me: "Yeah we need some more Jam"
Mom: "WHAT!? NO WE DON'T!!"
Me: "yes we do...."
Mom: "what the frig Addy!! Do you like live off jam!?! I mean holy!!"
(geez...i just wanted some jam for my toast and bananas)

"Stupid Kirsten...leaving me here all alone...AND I'LL BET SHE'S WEARING MY PANTS!!!" -Randy

So if my last blog made no sense to you...too bad because I don't want to explain it.

My mom is going to Texas to see my aunt sometime in february. And even frigging Hogan gets to go to California!!!! I want to get out of Canada, it's too damn cold here. I walked to the store today and my face froze after being outside for like 3 minutes....why did I buy ice cream when i was there?

I'm so sick of everyone complaining about the problems of the world. I'm sick of hearing everyone complain about how horrible the government is, and how horrible America is. Why do you have to add to the problem by spreading your hate? LOVE DAMMIT!! LOOOVE!!!!!!!!

I'm still sick and it really really really sucks. It's been almost a week, and as always I had to get sick on the holidays. I'm all tired and cold and sick and just not feeling all that great at all. Listening to Full Collapse though....Standing On the Edge of Summer decribes me really well right now. here...

In this room I'm sitting by your side.
It rains for hours and the phone is off its hook.
Standing on the edge, casting lots to set me up before you knock me down,
off the summer's edge and drown me.
We're betting on our own lives, making up for all the time we lost.
In this house of cards we're all holding hearts and spades
(one breath, one step could knock it all down)
but you lead with your eyes and you give it away
(decide, design to cut from the clouds).
When the people you love get lost in the shuffle,
(when you leave, you leave nothing but broken hearts)
you let it go and then you fold.
So we stay on the open road.
We drive for hours and still no end in sight at all.
Driving in your car, miss the stop sign, fall in love, just to get knocked out.
Pull your punches and burn with your cigarettes.
Pulled like a punch and burnt like a cigarette?
forever.


I don't what you'll gain from reading that...but maybe...nah I'll stop trying now...

I think it's gonna rain rain down.

Wednesday, January 28, 2004
 
I know I shouldn't care....but wow...that hurt ALOT more than I thought it would...

on the bright side....no need for your plan Hogan....although thanks for caring anyways...

 
TRAVIS FIX YOUR FRIGGING WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!

If you do it i'll go to Tim Horton's.

 
"I HATE when the sun's out!! It's too bright and STILL cold and you look up at the sun and think 'why are you out if you're not doing your job??'" -Randy

Mr. Giaschi: "So, do you let your sister do your hair Ms. Palm?"
Me: "uhh...no.."
Mr G: "....HAHAHAHAHA"

"Did I say you could get up?? STAY DOWN!! NO I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD GET UP YET!!!!!" -Zach's mom talking to the dog

"Did you see the little guitar he had to buy? It's because he can't play a real one." -Mom talking about Erik

Dave: "Well, I'm off to study."
Me: "Have fun...cuz I'M DONE MY EXAMS!!"
Dave: "Same, I'm just studying for extra knowledge."
Me: "really??"
Dave: "No you idiot." (someone's cruisin' for a bruisin')

Zach's mom: "Zach do you want anything?"
Zach: "candy?"
Zach's mom: "I'm going to the pharmacy!"
Zach: "....candy?"

LAST EXAM TODAY!!! BOO YAH!!!! 100 multiple choice = easiest EVER

I hung out with Zach after exams, it was good times to the max. We played Gauntlet Legends which is the best N64 game ever, and frik, Zach owned me at Tony Hawk like he always does. Ever seen what a million points looks like on TH? I have.

Bored bored bored bored....wanting to go to the field but feeling sick again.

I need glasses.

Tuesday, January 27, 2004
 
"Let's play catch the Addy!!!!" -Derek

"squirm Addy! FLAIL FLAIL FLAIL!!!!!!" -Tommy

*J walks into the back and makes some really retarted noise...then walks out*
Hogan: "....well what the hell was that!??"

"They'll kick us off the train and we'll be in Idaho standing in the middle of a corn field like...'aw shit'" -Hogan

Hogan actually called me to figure out what the hell happened today. Turns out we missed each other by like 5 minutes, geez. So I go down to the field and Tommy totally bails on us...so still no studio...frik. It sucks being the smallest person at work. I got thrown around so much today, and flipped upside down...Derek you derserved that elbow in the face and you know it.

This is the worst cheesecake I've EVER had.

Other than all that...i suck at counterstrike....thank you.

 
"What I've learned is...if I ever want to find my heart's desire...I shouldn't have to look farther than my own backyard. Because if it's not there, I never really lost it in the first place." -Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz....dear god I love that movie

"I really was no miracle! What happened was just this!
The wind began to switch, the house to pitch, and suddenly the hinges started to un-hitch. Just then the witch, to satisfy an itch, went flying on her broomstick thumbing for a hitch!" -Best song in the Wizard of Oz

So yeah, you can probably guess what I did all day. What a fantastic movie. Anyways, I was supposed to go meet Hogan at Ross today after my exam. But low and behold, exams were cancelled yet again, so i was all confused and not knowing what to do. I decided to walk there anyways, it was fricking cold and snowy and it was awful!!!! My eyelashes were coated with ice!! I waited at Ross for half an hour and stupid Hogan didn't come. And geez, not even the courtesy of a phone call!! I was so upset i came home and ranted to Tommy, then I made muffins...

So no studio fun for Addy tonight, curns. I was really looking forward to hearing those bagpipes, and now I'm bored and have nothing to do. I probably could study....or go to the movies...what would you choose?

Happy Birthday Mommy!!!!

Monday, January 26, 2004
 
(*)(*)(*)(*) *Frik, storm warning....don't cancel my exam, I just want it over with!* says:
ahhhh my comp is being a jerk again.
(*)AdDmEiStEr(*).Won't Trust Our Eyes To Keep Us There. says:
did you offend it?
(*)(*)(*)(*) *Frik, storm warning....don't cancel my exam, I just want it over with!* says:
I don't know...
(*)(*)(*)(*) *Frik, storm warning....don't cancel my exam, I just want it over with!* says:
it was just all, I'm a nig jerk and gonna freeze on you.

wow Jocey, you rock...hahaha....nig..

 
"aw dammit....how would you say 'got knocked up' in french..." -What I was thinking during my french exam

"this is perfect ninja turtle fight music." -Sam while listening to hopesfall

"Hey...you want a quarter?" -Jer

"You thought 3 blades was good? Well then you'd probably think 4 blades would be CRAZY!! SO WE MADE ONE WITH 8!!! WAAAAOOOOO!!" -Sam's impression of a razor commercial

So I had my french exam today, sucked royally, as I imagined it would. Worst thing ever is being sick while writing exams. Sam showed me his snazzy Tim Horton's apparel, I'm ever so jelous. I wish I had a work uniform, it could say "Renegade Paintball....We're with the Dutch" ...or something.

So a few of my friends are being douches, as usual when these 2 in particular are together. I'm pretty used to it by now, but geez, they really really need a good smack upside the face to help them swallow their pride.

Dillinger Escape Plan = warm hoodies
Hopesfall = Ninja Turtle Techno Music
Thursday = Stephen laughing his face off
MeWithoutYou = Not metal
Norma Jean = new person found who actually likes them
Beloved = OWNAGE TO THE EXTREME (i.e. Zach jazzing himself)


We drive to keep our conscience clear
Imagine closeure sinking deep into the air
Our loss is not gaining new ground at all

Sunday, January 25, 2004
 
"...god celery is amazing..." -Hogan

Hogan: "Oh for god's sake who put the penguins on the till?"
Travis: "I DID! Look, these 2 are having a heated debate."

*Hogan and Tommy start a bit of a scrap*
Tommy: "Hey...watch your coke!"
Hogan: "It's empty....hey Tommy, watch your hand!"
Tommy: "It's empty!"

"Not Addy though, her beauty is etched into the depths of your heart." -Hogan

"Hey I havn't done this yet...MMM CANDY!!" -Hogan (he just put his mouth up to my neck and i had NO idea what he was doing until i remembered i was wearing a candy necklace. Tommy saw that from a bad angle and look SO confused, haha it was great.)

"no seriously....what could happen?" -Hogan (wow if those aren't famous last words, i don't know what are)

So i went in to work tonight, because I was feeling way better and they needed me, and i needed an excuse to get out of hockey. It was fun, except I couldn't go to the Dillinger Escape Plan show, I couldn't handle the Trash tonight though, my brain probably would have melted. Oh and Zach brought me soup today, which was very sweet of him, thank you Zach.

It's wierd how everyone at work complains about the long shifts, and yet we're there an hour after we close just lazing around. I've realized how much insane amounts of respect I have for the guys I work with. Espescially one in particular. I won't say who, but I'd think he knows who he is.

My dad's making me get rid of my guinea pig. If I have to get rid of Milton...would anyone supply a good home for him? I might be able to keep him at work, but I still have to ask Travis. Aw...I love him though, he can't leave...

I'm all melancholy, I need a hug.

 
"SET IT TO WAMBO!!!" -Travis

"Knowing Tommy he'd probably name our band 'Big Hugs' or something." -Hogan

"Here I'll just squeeze the bad germs out of you *gives me a hug that almost collapsed my lungs* THERE! HEALTHY ADDY!!" -Hogan

A few quotes from the phone call from work this morning
Hogan: "So Tommy's going to serenade you now...TOMMY!!!"
Tommy: "Hi Addy, are you dead?
Me: "uh...kinda.."
Hogan *in the background*: "TOMMY YOU MORBID BASTARD!! YOU'RE SERENADING A DEAD PERSON!?!?"

Tommy: "And Max says hi..."
Me: "oh...ok..."
Tommy: "just wait....."
Max *in background*: "HEY ADDY!!"
Tommy: "SEE??"

Tommy: "So what did you do last night?"
Me: "Well I got home and just kinda passed out on my floor."
Tommy: "YOU DON'T LIKE THAT??"
Me: "what?? what are you talking about?"
Tommy: "oh, i wasn't talking to you..."
Me: "wha...?"
Tommy: "Oh dear...I think I've confuddled Addy..."
Hogan *in background*: "WHAT? YOU'RE FUCKING ADDY??"
Tommy: "no! i confuddled her!"
Hogan: "You confucked her???"
Tommy! "NO YOU SICK BASTARD!!"
Hogan: "HEY SHUT UP! I'M NOT THE ONE TALKING ABOUT FUCKING ADDY!!"

just quotes...no blog...i'm going to go pass out now

Saturday, January 24, 2004
 
Tommy: "ok kiddo...time to go"
Me: "but..uh.."
Hogan: "ADDY!! GET OFF THE FRIGGING COUCH AND GO HOME!!

god...there were alot of quotes today but frik, my head hurts so much I honestly can't remember them. I'm sooooo sick right now and I don't know how it happened. I was fine last night, then i woke up at like 2am and felt kinda sick, this morning it was a bit worse, throughout the day i just started hurting more and more. By the end of the night I was just kinda lying comotose on the couch in the back at work. Finally Tommy and Hogan forced me to go home.

I realized that it's a bit sad when you'd rather lie around at work than actually go home to your nice warm bed...or cold bed, either one (cold in my case, so freezing in here right now). Anyhow, I get tomorrow off work because of sickness. Really that's the last thing I want...this is the last weekend he's here, and then next week he's back for good. I was hoping I could spend this last weekend away from him. No such luck...oh well..we'll see how this all goes...god it won't be good.

On a bit of a happier note, we finally figured out our work band. Hogan's playing the drums instead now, who needs a guitarist anyways...that high E string really is useless. Hogan and Tommy are coming into the studio on tuesday, should be funny funny stuff. I got my skateboard too...it's very nice.

Holy I need a hot shower and sleep...lots and lots of sleep. oh and i'm now writing more than ever, maybe I'll write tomorrow to keep me occupied.

Remember, Love Angel Music Baby.

P.S. Thank you soooooooooooo much to Tommy and Hogan for being the super nicest guys in the world ever tonight. I probably would've died without you guys and you know it, you rock. And Hogan, your hugs make EVERYTHING better, seriously.

 
"AAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYY" -Tommy running crazily at me, i was terrified.

"BYE ADDY!!!! SEE YOU TOMORRROOOOWWW!!......AND SUCH!" -Travis yelling out of the car at me

Derek: "lets see if the reflexes work *hits me in the knee*"
Me: "OW! THAT WAS KNEE CAP! WRONG PLACE!"
Derek: "ok i'll try again...*hits same place*"
Me: "OW DEREK!! WHAT THE HECK!"
Derek: "one more time *hits same place again*"
Me: "FOR GOD'S SAKE DEREK YOU'RE DOING IT ON PURPOSE!!!"

Me: "Ok that's it, I'm changing my name to Hogan, we're brother and sister."
Hogan: "BUT NO ADDY! THEN WE CAN'T DO THE DO!!!.....THE DO!!....DOOOOOOOOO!!"

Max (on phone): "So i'll be there tomorrow, what do you want in your coffee?"
Me: "double-double"
Hogan: "*whispers to me* Extra large black double cup..."
Me: "ok, bye Max"
Hogan: "NO ADDY EXTRA LARGE BLACK DOUBLE CUP!!!"
Me: "..hogan he's coming tomorrow..."
Hogan: "BUT I WANT COFFEE!!!!!" *room goes totally quiet*....aw...

So Zach came over again today, good good. We went to Subway, and i'm buying a pretty much brand new Blind skateboard and set-up for only 80$, that's amazing.

Hogan tricked me into thinking he was really really mad at me. It scared me so bad, since I never want Hogan to be mad at me. I was so close to going out and buying him fudgee-os or Dr. Pepper, or porn. If he had only held the joke out a bit longer. At work later I was sad, so Hogan made it his personal business to make me feel better. I've never been so harassed in my life. He picked me up, dragged me around, messed up my hair, sat on me, anything he could to make me smile. I also got lots of hugs, that's what did it for me, Hogan's hugs own.

Tommy also drew me a picture of me dancing in the sun with my friends...and the bat (apparently his name is Tim now, well he is Tommy's bat so I guess he gets to name him). Derek just poked me alot as usual. Travis attempted to turn my wallet chain into a random-piece-of-metal charm bracelet. I had a sight rail, a rape whiste, a tank chain, a grenade pin and a piranha barrel on there. When I walked it sounded like a cow bell. I kept the rape whistle, you never know when I might need it with "smelly" and Fojar around.

Homeade chocolate chip cookies are awesome.

Me and Hogan have the same shoes...and I want his toque.

P.S. Hogan I'm so sorry for using your word....i'll never use the word c****h again....Hogan is god





Thursday, January 22, 2004
 
water wings and other pool-side fashion faux pas....that's right.

 
"OH NO!!!!" -Randy (in his wierd high voice)

"Green please......*light turns green* THANK YOU!" -Tommy

Derek: "pssst...Addy" *points to breifcase*
Me: "...what?"
Derek: "look!!"
Me: "...what?"
Derek: "ADDY THE FRIGGING CASE!!!!!"
Me: "ooooh....*grabs case and runs*"

"E BRAKE!!! EEEEEE!!!" -Hogan (god he says that every time we drive home with Tommy)

Me: "You're just like an older brother, so annoying. We should just be siblings."
Hogan: "Yeah except I don't undress my siblings with my eyes like you do."

"Oh yeah, and just to prove I can be as good as Addy's blog: Hogan Hogan Hogan Hogan Tommy likes the cards Hogan Hogan Hogan Underage Hogan only 15 Hogan. Oh and by the way: Hogan. I'm just kidding Addy, just kidding. I'll never be able to reach the popularity of your blog." -Ryan's blog (and he's damn right about the last part)

"I just plain don't like black people." -Hogan on the RP forum

So yeah, Hogan's Heroes team meeting today. Clutch. We're going to be the most clutch scenario team the world has ever seen. And I'll say it again...I'm going to be the coolest paintball girl....ever (yeah laugh it up Zach). Speaking of which...angel....pink...one month...clutch.

Turns out exams were cancelled, so I have nothing until Monday...which is clutch. Oh, that means I can go to the DEP show on sunday and not have to wake up at 7 monday morning...CLUTCH.

Hogan is now officially my older brother, at least he acts like it. I always wanted an older brother....well not really but ok.

Me and Zach hung out today, it owned. Beloved and cookies. Thursday and hot chocolate. So good. So clutch.

P.S. I purposely said clutch as many times as I could (with some taste of course) to annoy Hogan. And by the looks of things it worked. Thank you and goodnight.

Wednesday, January 21, 2004
 
So yeah, I didn't even have to work tonight, but I went in anyways, it was quite eventful, made my day more exciting to say the least.

"God! You're like a bundle of warmth!! I'm going to sew you into my blanket, so you won't be able to breathe, and eventually will get cold, because of the death and all...but for those first few moments I'll be quite content." -Hogan

"PLAY THE H CHORD!! THE H!!!" -Tommy

A bunch of other quotes but I can't remember them all.

I taught Hogan some Tenacious D...well kinda. I wanted to hear Tommy play Sasparilla...no such luck. (Tommy, next time bring your pipes, or at least the chanter)

The most surprising part of the night was when i accidentaly uncovered Hogan's secret plan, and saved myself much embarassment. It turns out that this blind date that i was supposed to go on on tuesday as a favour for Hogan, was actually set up with Tommy as well, and we would meet each other, and the other guys would've had a good laugh. Ha ha, good one. So yeah, Tommy just seemed so angry right when he figured out what was going on. He was saying he would've beaten Hogan if the plan had actually gone through. Man I NEVER want to see Tommy angry....so scary.

After Tommy left, me and Hogan just played N64 for a good hour or so. Hogan is such a cool guy to hang out with, and surprisingly, he's actually a big softy. Aren't ya Dave? haha, yeah, I love that guy.

 
Jordan: "HEY NEW HAIR!!"
Me: "no..."
Both: "..."
Me: "HEY NEW TEETH!!"
Jordan: "yes...."
*we both walk away*

"Yeah, they botched my surgery...so I was a bit ticked off." -Jordan

"I won't lie to you...if I leave class...I'm probaly going to buy you presents..." -Sam

"CAN YOU GET HIGH OFF YOUR B.O?? CAUSE I CAN!!!" -Ricky

"MRS. COTTER! YOU CAN'T STUMP HER! STOP TRYING!!" -Fraser (yeah I really am the master of trivia)

Uneventful day really. Jordan got his new teeth, so congrats to him on that, they look nice. Everyone is wearing suits to school now, and I don't know why. Ben, tell me the secret.

We had crazy caf games today. I was hoping they'd have kareoke, but no such luck. I owned kareoke last year, with my No Doubt and all, yeah that's right. Instead some people rolled down the snowy hill (including witch-girl *shudder*), and in yo' face caf kid. Some other people chugged pop like usual, no one threw up though so it wasn't that entertaining.

Speaking of witch-girl, she's apparently going to cast a spell on me or something because of Zach. I'm kind of scared. Maybe I'll pull a Dorothy and throw a bucket of water, or a house on her. That would be cool, since I like Dorothy alot.

My interpunk stuff finally all came yesterday. It's awesome, the cd's i got are amazing, espescially Failure On, so good. Jocelyn T was asking me where I got my wallet, I don't know if I should be flattered or scared. Katherine has a really annoying laugh.

P.S. Congrats to Stephen and Ashley on their 1 month, you guys rock!

 
(*)AdDmEiStEr(*).Won't Trust Our Eyes To Keep Us There. says:
ok, you and hogan are so alike it's scary
Stedric *Pray Now Baby, Pray your life was just a dream* (Quote of the Week: "STOP PERFECTING ME!!!"-Me) says:
explain
(*)AdDmEiStEr(*).Won't Trust Our Eyes To Keep Us There. says:
ok, i'll describe hogan, see if this sounds like you
(*)AdDmEiStEr(*).Won't Trust Our Eyes To Keep Us There. says:
german, tall and just a big guy, very very smart but not so much in school, sarcastic, gets migraines, has tons of girls that like him but not the ones he wants, hilairious, likes computers (games, prgrammming, so on), likes things like D&D and LOTR and stuff that has to do with middle age fantasy type things, seems like a bit of an ass at times but is really a nice soft guy...
(*)AdDmEiStEr(*).Won't Trust Our Eyes To Keep Us There. says:
and most of all
(*)AdDmEiStEr(*).Won't Trust Our Eyes To Keep Us There. says:
he looks at the bottle when he drink things
(*)AdDmEiStEr(*).Won't Trust Our Eyes To Keep Us There. says:
and, his favourite band is tool
Stedric *Pray Now Baby, Pray your life was just a dream* (Quote of the Week: "STOP PERFECTING ME!!!"-Me) says:
AAAGH!

Tuesday, January 20, 2004
 
davehogan2003@yahoo.com says:
you must have a hard life......going to school.....going to bed......uh then uh going to school
(*)AdDmEiStEr(*).Won't Trust Our Eyes To Keep Us There. says:
it is hard!!!
davehogan2003@yahoo.com says:
that's what she said

 
"I'M GETTING TEETH TODAY!!" -Jordan

"I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse" -Matt N...he's such a mafia gangsta

"DING! Eight thirty four P-M." -Stupid little talking timer Travis was obsessed with

"Come on Addy...eat the almond...." -Travis

So yeah...everything was confusing today as usual. People keep telling me thing after thing, I don't know what I should believe anymore. All I know is that Josh cuts a mean rug.

I can mop better than Hogan, hands down.

So much going on, it hurts to try and channel it all into one blog.

Sunday, January 18, 2004
 
I know you've been going through some hard times lately, and I know you probably feel alone. I don't know what I will achieve by writing this, but I want you to know that I love you, and if you think I've forgotten about you or anything like that you should know that all the miles between me and you won't change the fact that I care about you a lot. There are people out there who would go out of there way to help you, and I'm not even the best of them. I hope this e-mail helps in some way. Feel better, ok?

Dear god I love you Cedric...

 
So before wierd crazy news travels fast, I'll just tell everyone here....yes, me and Dave broke up...it was a mutual kind of thing I guess. It's alot more strange and complicated than I have the patience to explain here.

I don't really have much else to talk about besides the usual few work quotes and some funny stories about Tommy dancing or something, so I guess this is just a blog dedicated to me and Dave.

Needless to say...the way we met was so out there, like "as if that could happen kind of thing" as Dave once said. I guess there just wasn't time for the 2 of us...well....it was amazing while it lasted.

Saturday, January 17, 2004
 
Tommy: *points at book*
Me: Yes that's the booking's book....
Tommy: *points at writing*
Me: Yes that's a booking...
Tommy: *points at scheduled time for booking*
Me: Yes that's when they came in...
Tommy: *points at clock*
Me: Yes they're here and that's the only booking...
Tommy: *questioning motion*
Me: Yes that means we're done...
Tommy: YAAAAAAAY!!!!!

"wow, he does have that hobo appeal to him doesn't he?" -Jocey

"tommy likes the cards...." -Tommy (YES, HE SAID IT AGAIN!!...the legacy lives on...)

"I hate any animal that knows it has a better life than I do." -Hogan

"*singing VERY loud and VERY off key* LAAAA LAAAA LAAA DDDOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAH OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!! TOMMY DOESN'T LIKE THE YELLING!!!!!LAAAAAAAAA" -Tommy

"So much work trying to stop people from having sex...now I know how the catholic church feels....BA-ZING!" -Stuey

So yes, someone actually came in to visit me at work today, like so many of you said you would....but never did....oh you'll get your comeuppins'. Anyhow, Jocey came in and helped me out with the Tim Horton's order of the day, since she's so sly and on the DL with the Tim's people. It was good fun, and she finally saw her older male version of her...aah.

Tommy finally got his bagpipes in the mail. Now we can finally start our crazy band up. Me on bass, Hogan on his 5-string guitar, Derek on trumpet (or trombone, heh heh), and Tommy on his majestic Highland bagpipes. Travis would probably do something, but I'll bet dollars to dimes he's too lazy. So yeah, a few names have been thrown around, "Pray for Jomo" and "Blades of Grass" were my faves so far.

I finally found the origin of "that's what she said" and "BA-ZING!"...i'm so frickin honoured.

Zach...YOU'RE FUNNY!!! DAAAAAHHHH!! Although, I still think Hogan is the funniest person I've EVER met (and yes, I'm being totally serious Hogan, take it as a compliment). Remember though Buji....the 28th!! THE 28TH!!!!!!! (cookies and Beloved, what more could you want)

Oh and Tommy, if you're going to laminate anything and put it on the wall, do the thing about Travis.




 
Hogan: "ADDY! STOP POKING THE BUN!!"
Me: "I'm cutting it! I like butter on my bun!"
Hogan: "No you're just like 'Is it a bun? yeah it's a bun...how about now?!?! Yeah...still a bun..."

"Such an ass....." -Derek

Me: "Hey are you related to Chris Sisco?"
Tyler: "oh god.....why....."

"Yeah I'm making a video about feet!!" -some wierd guy in the hall talking to Jordan

"Hello Swiss Chalet? Yes i'd like as much food as I can get for 25$ including tax." -me

Today was sooo boring. I wrote 4...yes 4 tests. It sucked, and now my wrist hurts soooo much. I wrote an 8 page essay in an hour and 10 minutes, new record, wOOt.

I was so saddened by news at work today. It turns out Derek and Tommy are only working there until september, then they have to go off to school. It sucks because I'm starting to love (yes LOVE) my work guys. Yes Hogan, even you. You and your mad prince of persia skills.

SOMETHING IS FRICKING WRONG WITH MY EYE!! DAAAAHHHH!!!!

...how about now??!.....still a bun....

Thursday, January 15, 2004
 
Me: "Hello?"
Caller: "It's Aarron..."
Me: "what...?"
Caller: "I'm watching you..."
*person hangs up*

FOR GOD'S SAKE! IF I FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE I'M STABBING YOU IN THE THROAT!!!!! (p.s. I know you're not actually a gr.11 stalking me, because on the phone you sound either like a 8 year old boy or a very prissy girl)

Everything's fricking wrong again.....

I don't need this, I don't need these people trying to screw with my head. Things are already as messed up as I think they can get...so you're not making much of a difference.

I feel like I have a black eye.

All I want is to know someone cares....anyone at all...today was supposed to help, but it didn't...go figure.

I want Cedric to come back...no...I NEED Cedric to come back.

Wednesday, January 14, 2004
 
(*)AdDmEiStEr(*).Go On and Burn Your Bridges, But Only If You Can Swim. says:
yeah, just say you like her slot, but you don't want to make a mistake and use the word love quite yet


Damn typing keeps me from being compassionate

War All The Time....wOOt

 
Georgia: "Yeah, and she was like" I'LL BRING BREAD!! YOU LIKE BREAD DON'T YOU???"
Me: "ok, was she trying to be funny or does she like actually need remedial classes or something...."

"Hey anorexic person, want some food??.....NOPE!......HEY AMELIO!!" -Sam's family studies poster on body image (it's an A+ alright)

"Damn safety pencils...." -me

"*in scariest high elf voice ever* HIGH HO! HIGH HO! IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO!!" -Mrs. Cotter (I was so scared yet humoured by this I actually stopped breathing for a while because I was laughing so hard)

"THE 9!! THE 9!! OH NOW PUT DOWN THE QUEEN!!! NOOO YOU SCREWED YOURSELF!! DAH!!" -Fraser "helping" Sam play speed with me

"Nick is a big angry vagina." -Hogan

Today was pretty boring. I got the easiest subject ever for my in class history essay, so i did the rough copy of it today, and i wrote 3 and a half pages in 40 minutes, wOOt. I also won the fake election we had in civics class. Although apparently I had a minority government, so my party would crumble and burn in less than a year and I would be ruined and never be able to show my face in politics again, thanks Mrs. Maclean.

I'm the speed master, anyone can challenge me and I'll put them to shame.

I have such a craving for ice cream and Wendy's, i'm probably pregnant.

Early dismissal and Dairy Queen date tomorrow, wOOt.


Tuesday, January 13, 2004
 
"Bienvenue à Togo
Le capital est Lomé
Bienvenue à Togo
Il est situé en afrique....*stops playing guitar*...wait that doesn't rhyme...*keeps playing guitar*" -me during my french presentation

"HOLLA!!" -Prior after finding out I'm American

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HERE BOOTS!!!!" -Sam

Me: "Jocelyn, I said alphaghetti, not ravioli"
Jocey: "....maaahhhhh WHATEVA!!"

"TOOOGGOOOOOO!!!" -Zach to the tune of Trog Dor

So I did my french presentation today. It was all good, until I attempted to do my "Sweet Home Alabama TOGO STYLE!!". Holy shoot myself I messed up so many times. I wrote the song at lunch, so mah, give me a break. (Props to Ryan on the lyrics, wOOt)

Sam seems to find my work nicknames hilairious. I told him about Boots and he was yelling "HERE BOOTS!" to every person he saw. I need a cool nickname. Hogan still hasn't gotten around to giving me a good one. I think i'm going to get stuck with Kit...aw...

I don't think Jocey ever listens to what I say, she most likely just smiles and nods. I mean first the alphaghetti got turned into raviolli, and now this...
"Here Boots!...wOOt!" -A piece of paper Sam printed in the lab today...it was funny. Inspired by Hogan automatically naming all cats "Boots".
SEE?? She obviously never listens (P.S. It's Tommy who does the cat naming)

Getting mail is so cool. I got my Alexisonfire cd and my Further Seems Forever shirt, it felt sweet to open them. It was alot cooler just opening them than actually using them.

"We're not going to church today."
"WHAT?! You give me one good reason!!!!!"
"IT'S SATURDAY!! HAHAHA"
"Hahaha, Okely Dokely!"



Monday, January 12, 2004
 
*ring*
Me: "Hello?"
Hogan: "Hey, how's your day going?"
M: "not bad..."
H: "So ok...my ear's really infected and kinda turning black!"
M: "WHAT??"
H: "yeah, black"
M: "Yeah, it'll do that..."
H: "NO! I'M TALKING BLACK! or some kind of off purple, and by off I mean off the spectrum because it's so purple it's black!!!! I was expecting a little bruising or some dried blood, but this is too much!!!"
M: "well uh...just leave it for like 2 days or something."
H: "LEAVE IT?? I'LL HAVE TO LOP OFF PART OF MY EAR!! I'll walking down the street and people will be like "HEY VAN GOGH!" and i'll be like "SHUT UP" and they'll be like "FUCK YOU!" and i'll be like "NO FUCK YOU!!" is that what you want to happen???"
M: "ok this isn't my fault!!"
H: "YES IT IS!! YOU USED A FRIGGING CHOP STICK!!"
M: "ok, i'll fix it, because i don't want you to beat me."
H: "oh i'll do that anyways."
M: "Ok look, i'll bet it's perfectly normal"
H: "yeah except it's spreading to the nether parts of my ear!! IT'S SPREADING ADDY!!!"
M: "geez calm down!! are you working tomorrow? cause i can go down and look at it!"
H: "oh yeah, dr addy will come and everything will be FINE!!!"
M: alright alright, just clean it and leave it!"
H: "clean it and leave it?"
M: "yes"
H: "That's not possible, doesn't the cleaning kind of void the leaving part?"
M: "OK FINE!! JUST CLEAN IT"
H: "yes..."
M: "so just turn it and move it a bit, but don't take it out."
H: "yeah that's what she said...."
M: "OK??? DO YOU WANT YOUR EAR TO FALL OFF??"
H: "actually i'm totally joking, my ear's fine, see you friday miss gullible"
*Hogan hangs up*


 
"Yeah well at least you don't have little wiener kids who call you Logan!" -Hogan

Me: "Why would you have even wanted to go to the party?"
Ben: "Hot drunk girls."
Me: ".....wow."

"MONSTER BALLS!!!" -Randy

"So like, oh my god, we were like doing this and like it was so funny, and she got like so drunk and was like rolling around, and like it was so funny, and like, oh my god, I LOVE DRINKING" -Jen, Katherine and Jocelyn T......kinda

So I got my Jude The Obscure CD. HOLY IT'S SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOD......EEEEEEEEEEE.

I also got my guinea pig finally!! It's so cute and orange and has sticky up hair, I love it. I love the guy that got it for me most of all. THANK YOU DAVE!! I LOVE!

Drunk girls are so stupid.

Sunday, January 11, 2004
 
Derek: "We're playing starship troopers! *Holds up box* This is your queen!!"
Steve: "She has a nice box!!!"

"Oh man I've got the shakes..." -Hogan
"OH GOD ADDY! I HEARD THAT ONE!!"-Hogan

Hogan: "So me and Addy are going into the back room to do stuff, that involves screaming...and drinking...in a non sexual way..."
Tommy: "No! There's no way you can backpedal out of that one."

"OOOH, THE BLOODENING!!!" -Tommy

Travis: "God Hogan! You're blind as a f***ing bat!"
Tommy: "A BAT THAT'S ON THE FIELD???"

So work again today, I gave Hogan an ear plug, which was quite funny. I didn't have the actual stretcher thing handy, so I had to use a chop stick, it worked. Hogan was shaking like mad though, and it was sooo hilairious. He actually cracked open the Crown Royal for a bit of a calm down. Rob better have given him those smokes, haha.

Uuuugh, I had to miss hockey for a retarted family dinner thing, that was like 5 minutes long. I would have rather stayed at work and watched Mitter get nailed in the groin numerous times...

So Addy REALLY REALLY wants her guinea pig, and for her interpunk stuff to come in the mail. And she also really wants her pink Angel. Most of all Addy wants to stop talking in the third person, I got it from Tommy and now it's even annoying the heck out of me.

I get to borrow Hogan's family guy DVD collection, ahhhh yeaaahhh.

Tim Horton's should give me a frequent customer discount or something.

Salisbury Hill by Peter Gabriel...I want to hear it.

 
Ahem....

In response to Dave's blog about how I get angry when people say I look older than I am, I have perfectly good reason to be angry. For one, I really don't appreciate these guys anywhere from 20 to like fricking 40 coming in, thinking that if they give me some witty paintball banter, that they can get in my pants, because that's really not the case. It kinda creeps me out to think about....*shudder*

Anyhow, your other thing about me having too many of Hogan's quotes, or that I say I won't quote him and then I do...it's because even the great Addmeister can not resist Hogan's boyish charm. I try to resist at the start of my blog, and give in by the end, it happens to everyone, I swear. Although it's for that same reason why you are quoted on my blog alot Dave, those boysih good looks...return the favour sometime, heh heh.

Actually, come to think of it, Tommy has more quotes than Hogan...well they are kindred spirits....and Tommy does like the cards....go figure...

-Sincerely, Lady Adeline Palm

 
Me: "Stop throwing things!! I'm drinking!"
Tommy: "SOBER UP ADDY!!!!"

"THE BAT DOES EXSIST!! TOMMY'S NOT INSANE!!!....and so on" -Tommy

"YA THIRSTY BUDDY???" -Everyone to Tommy

"If anyone hurts Rupert I'm throwing 'em out!" -Hogan

Tommy: "I held a bat once, it was a fruit bat, it was pretty, i fed it some fruit, and it smiled at me, then it became my friend, and i lived happily ever after."
Me: "*laughing* wow cool story Tommy."
Tommy: "I'M SERIOUS! IT WAS AT THE ROM!!"

"ADDY! FOR GOD'S SAKE IT'S FREE PAINT!! FREE PAINT!!! SHOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!" -Travis

So yeah, I tried the gun of my dreams today. It was PINK Angel Fly. I'm going to get that gun if it takes the last ounce of strength in my body to do so....speaking of which. Poor Hogan...everyone took his DM4...I'm still rootin' for ya buddy.

So hockey, we won...yay...that's about it.

EEEEEEEEEEE MY JUDE THE OBSCURE CD IS IN!!! Now to go to HMV and claim my prize....

i'm still hating stuff...it seems Tommy is my only friend....and Rupert of course.


Saturday, January 10, 2004
 
yes I know...3rd blog in like 10 minutes again....but all I really have to say is

DEATH TO TRAITORS

p.s. you f'ing know who you are

 
I'm actually going to make a blog for just ONE of Hogan's quotes, because it's making me so jelous...

"Sounds like you have a pretty hard life Addy...as for me...I sleep late, read some comics....go back to sleep, get something to eat....get up finally...go to work...do nothing...eat again..."

So yeah, I'm frik jelous of that, because I wish my life was that easy breezy, because I'm hating stuff right now...maybe I'll grow up to be just like Hogan....

Wow, if I ever say that again, someone kick me in the shins.

 
No quotes for Hogan, not today at least. I think I'll take the quote of the day here...

Hogan: "Just give up!!"
Me: "I'LL DIE BEFORE I SURRENDER TIM!!!"

So yeah, apparently now I have new fans of my blog, eeexcellent. From what I've heard the weekend posts with the quotes are the best. I'll keep them coming Hogan.

So i survived through the day, which is clutch. (OOOH STOLEN WORD)

I'M IN LOVE WITH THE A-5.....AAAAUUUUGH

So Tommy's getting his bagpipes for sure now. That should be an amazing adventure for everyone. I'll make a video documentary of it, and make millions off it. It can be called "The Battle of the Bag"....enh needs work.

DEAR GOD AGAIN, I DO NOT LOOK ANYWHERE OVER 16!!!!!! IF ANYONE SAYS IT TO ME AGAIN THAT = A SWIFT KICK IN THE NUTS!!!

I own speed....and Blitz...haha I wish





Thursday, January 08, 2004
 
"I wouldn't feel bad hitting her since I don't really look at her as a girl." -Stephen

"Ok Addy, you have a blonde, a Newf and a guy wearing a toque with you, there's nothing to be scared of!" -Jer

"I dunno, I think the fight would end pretty quickly with me grabbing them by the ankles and swinging them into a wall." -Me


So yeah, today was rather eventful. I got pushed this morning by the same ugly girl. It was wierd because I was just walking along completely minding my own business, and she pushed me, so I was a bit mad about that. I told Stephen about it, and the dear boy decided to take matters into his own hands and push that girl down, which made me happy. She apparently went psycho on him and started punching him and spitting on him, I didn't see but it sure sounded like Stephen laid the smackdown. So now apparently they're going to jump me or something, and I still have no idea what I did since I've never talked to those girls in my entire life. I'd like to have some back up I guess, but whatever, if they kill me then they kill me, and they're still the ones who started it...I don't want to fight anyone, so I don't know how I even ended up in this situation.

Maybe Hogan could come and protect me....

Oh and what a coincidence that they happen to be someone's friends, and that's part of the reason they want to kill me...yeah again, Addy rests her case.

Wednesday, January 07, 2004
 
yes i'm well aware that this is my 3rd blog today, but still...i just thought i'd let the world know how sad i am

i don't get my guinea pig anymore...at least not anytime soon....

i don't get to see dave anytime soon either, because (i'm sorry again dave) his parents are..well...dave's parents...

everything's wrong

 
I got Hot Damn!.....wOOt

gaaahhhh Everytime I Die is F SWEET

 
"The only time I ever got suspended was in grade 2...for jumping in a puddle. I did it once, and they told me to stop...but next reccess I was back out there, jumping in the puddle again. And that was it, they suspended me! I guess they don't look to kindly on the kids playing in the puddles..." -Tommy telling a story about his lost childhood

So here I am...at home sick *wink wink*. Gaaah I just needed sleep, and sleep I did. Plus the fact I have a massive Civics test today, and guess who never studies! So I figure I'll take it tomorrow and tah dah, an 80% easy as pie.

So anyways, I'm allowed to get a tattoo now...well I'm pretty sure I was before, but now I'm absolutly certain. I have an idea of what to get, but the first step is finding out how much it costs, it'll probably be my entire paycheck...mah.

Anyhow, being home all day has FINALLY given me a chance to work on my music stuff. New bass lines = sweet. Couple new guitar riffs = kinda sweet...me playing Tool on my saxophone = FRIK SWEET

Me and Jocelyn are clones.....CLONES

Get back to work Stewart

Tuesday, January 06, 2004
 
I hate girls so much i don't think it could even be measured...(as well as a few guys for their association with the girls)

i'd like to scream and die now if that's ok with everyone

 
Matt: "So did Dave give you your rodent yet?"
Me: "Ummm...what?"
Matt: "You know...for christmas...and...oh crap...."
Me: "Yeah I havn't gotten it yet..."
Matt: "Oh crap...I'm getting out of here..."

"AAAAAAAND SWITCH!!!" -Jordan M.

"If you think THAT'S scary...look at this!!" -Jer (him and Jordan had the same cd player AND cd in it)

"If you don't see T's and A's you won't have a good time." -Mrs Cotter

So yeah, it was like stupid people to the extreme day. All the little punk rocker kids have ganged up on me and my friends, hahahaha. They took our table in the caf trying to be all hardcore, and it was funny because we just laughed at them. Then the 2 hit-by-an-ugly-truck girls were making fun of me in the hall real quiet because they were scared of me, and they have good reason to be, haha. Randy's going to teach them a lesson tomorrow.

So I FINALLY found out what Dave got me for christmas. And holy mackinaw it's so great. Best present EVER. I just wish my packages would come in the mail so I can give dave his fricking present!!!!!!!! *raging!!*

mmm, thanks for the Frosty Randy

Monday, January 05, 2004
 
Losers: "Nice lip ring"
Me: "yeah ok"
Losers: "Why's it sticking in all funny like that you fag..."
Me: "Yeah that's what she said." (Hogan I am forever in debt to you for that)

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH MY WRIST!!!" -Sam

Me: "OH GOD! I THINK I SWALLOWED IT!!!"
Jocey: "well, the good news is that's probably worth at least a poont...."

"I lent my hat to Ryan and he sold it for 10$...." -Zach

Ok, at lunch today I was just normally eating my lunch, minding my own business, when I bit my lip ring (which happens quite often mind you), and I thought nothing of it. Then I felt around after and I noticed the little ball on my ring was missing. I immediately started spazzing out and yelling at everyone to look for it. Then the horrible realization dawned on me...I most likely swallowed it. Yeah, I swallowed it, since it was nowhere to be found. I began freaking out even more, because one, I had just swallowed a small piece of metal, and two, my ring was bound to fall out any second. I didn't know what exactly to do, so I called my mom (who knows everything), and she just laughed at me. Man, all I wanted was to eat my chicken burger in peace. I managed to make it to the end of the day safely, and buy a new pink ball for the ring...disaster averted...somewhat. And yeah jocey, I agree that should be worth at least a poont in the hardcore competition...even though that kinda disappeared like 3 months ago.

Anyways, today Nick laughed at me for yesterday. I'm terrified now because apparently they "have a huge plan for my next game" and "they figured it all out last night". Oh my word I'm scared for my life.

We watched a movie on eating disorders in family studies today, and in all honesty it made me really sad. There were these girls pouring their hearts out, just begging for a little attention, and all anyone could tell them was that they needed to lose weight or that they were ugly. And as I expected, it touched on how the media affects the way girls see themselves. It made me so angry because this one girl in the back of the class (Sahar, damn you) kept saying that that's how you SHOULD look, and that the girls really were fat (not true at all). Oh my gosh it was all I could do not to scream at her. People need to be themselves more...not who they think everyone else wants them to be.

Sunday, January 04, 2004
 
I would just like to personally thank Hogan, Tommy, Travis and Nick for embarassing me thoroughly at my game tonight....so...Thank you.


 
"I don't know, you're just so pokeable." -Derek

"*singing* Addy girl...dun dun dun dun dun dun dun..........................Addy girl" -Tommy

"*singing again* Dave Hogan!!! MASTERTECH!!!!" -hogan

"Tommy likes the root beer..." -Tommy

I FINALLY WON AT SPEED!!!!!!!!!! After losing 35 consecutive times, I pulled it off. Ooh, eat that Tommy.

Bass, Tippman A-5, Interpunk stuff = all coming soon, yay

.... (insert object here) keeps looking better and better every day.....

Intensely hating everything else.....

Saturday, January 03, 2004
 
Me: "So do you need me to come back to work?"
Tommy: "Um, hang on I'll check."
Travis (screaming in the background): "NO, WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF HER DIRTY MONEY LAUNDERING!!!"
Tommy: "I guess that means we can manage."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAHHHHH AH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH" -Lady for like 10 minutes in the movie

Me: "Is too!"
Hogan: "Is not!"
Me: "Is too!"
Hogan: "IS NOT!!"
Me: "IS TOO INFINITY!!!"
Hogan: "DAMMIT!!!!" *punches me in the leg*

Tommy: "But the question really is...what's a number?"
Hogan: "OH GOD SHUT UP!!"

Work has gotten a lot more fun for some reason, frickin Hogan won't leave me alone about it though...oooh I'll get him when he least expects it.....BAM right in the face....I kinda wanted to go back to work but mah, as Tommy says "life goes on".

I actually hung out with my old friends tonight, and it was good good stuff. We all went to McDonalds to see Ben, and I got a power rangers toy, yeah that's right..I got Jason, the red ranger. We watched the wierdest movie ever called Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. If you're in need of a good laugh, I suggest you watch it. (Zach, you're a bum for not coming)

I still have HELLA homework to do for monday....mah.

My dad's home right now, I'm not sure for how long, but he's back for a while I think. Oh well, I don't know what to think of that right now...maybe I'll blog again when I figure it out.

 
"Yeah thing is...Wes seemed surprised...yet eager..."
"Time to get moist!"
"See..That's when you call Tommy!!"
"...oh dear..."
"Well, just never move that bike"
"SEE YOU IN 8 HOURS!!!"
The preceding quotes were brought to you by Tommy during the car ride home

Stupid kids...I could've left at 11....ooh I'll get them...*shakes fist*

I swear I do not look 18, stop telling me that, please....

I hate cherry logs.

Thursday, January 01, 2004
 
"And you could have like....nets." -Dave

"Just beat it" -Johnson

Johnson: "So are you drunk or something guy?"
Justin: "No...BUT MY BROTHER PROBABLY IS"

"Man I suck at life...but I'm president so it's ok" -Shroeder

"Oh! You like that?? Oh frik, how do you jump?! Woah look at that!!" -Jordan playing Super Smash Brothers with me

"Wouldn't it be amazing if you were Frodo from LOTR? I'd be scared..." -Jordan

"And I got this walking stick after the war, it was given to me by my best friend in my platoon...oh I'm rambling, you must be hungry by now...I have this potato...i'm telling you it's the best I can grow!!! *pulls out harmonica and starts playing*" -craziest guy on the bus

Happy new years and all that junk.

Tonight was so hilairious. New Years at Dave's with like all his friends it was sheer madness. We played Life and it was SO complicated me and Dave had to be on a team to figure it out, plus we were like the masters of cheating. Even though we still lost...

Refereeing for sex would not be a cool job, so gross. What if it was like Fat people having sex?? Or Candace's brother apparently (I still have no idea what the big deal about that was)...

Johnson gave me a foot massage thinking I was Dave, heh heh.

Yet again, I own Super Smash Brothers...straight up.


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