"Slutty Addy..." -Dave (new one)

"*strange chewing noises*" -Dave whenever I try to eat something

Really quick blog because I have to go soon.

-Obsessing over Nine Inch Nails
-Can't find Pretty Hate Machine anywhere = raging
-High Fidelity = good movie
-Dave lives here now, well practically
-First time in Cone Shoppe today, kick ass
-So many new Cd's...Bush, Filter, NIN, I Mother Earth
-Apparently I'm on the "poser squad" and a disgrace to emo and punk everywhere (funny, I thought I was allowed to just listen to music?)
-Mike Dineen = a very cool guy, and awesome at guitar, nine years holy mackinaw

Ah! I'm late. Bye all.

Nothing Can Stop me Now
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 6:56 PM

 
Me: "Hey Aaron."
Aaron: "AH! YOU'RE NOT ADDY!" (I havn't seen him for like 6 months)

Me: "You might know my boyfriend, he used to work at Super Cyber World."
Aaron: "WHAT!? The really gay-seeming one who styled his hair and wore tight shirts!?!?"
Me: "No...that's probably Travis, he's my boss now."
Aaron: "Yeah Travis, that's it....wierd."

"Hey you! You're hot!" -Guy on his bike downtown...except he was wearing a Lourdes uniform, heh heh

"You can make anything sound scary if you yell it and use the right hand motions...like this, watch.....FUZZY KITTENS!!!*insane hand gestures*" -Raynor

"Ooooh, you brought your girlfriend?" -Salesman talking to little kids about their mom....creepy? I thought so too.

"Yeah...and don't drop that...it might explode." -Corey as he throws an aerosol can at Brian

Ryan: "So did you just get here?"
Me: "Yeah."
Jeff: "NO YOU DIDN'T! YOU'VE BEEN HERE ALL DAY!!!!"

Uh yes, Aaron came over today, which was cool because I havn't seen Aaron in god knows how long. He's almost 20 now, which is cool, because I like seeing people who are mature enough to NOT put ham on their faces at lunch (COUGH...ZACH.....COUGH). Aaron is also playing drums with me on Wednesday, wOOt.

I got 2 good CDs today at the beat goes on, Nine Inch Nails and Filter, all for only 14$, slammin. No place has Tool CDs for cheaper than 15$, and I have yet to find an APC CD anywhere, bollocks.

Between the Buried and Me....May 7.....cool.

I had to go to the doctor's today. I hate the doctor's, it smells so wierd and there's always people who stare at you in the waiting room. I waited in the little room for like 15 minutes before my doctor came too, it was creepy sitting in there. Then I got asked all these questions about...ahem...my personal bussiness. So now I have to take these stupid pills....stupid doctor.

Oh, and Travis is right. People suck. I'm going to be like Travis. I hate people.

Head Like A Hole.
~Addy

- posted by Eddie @ 7:16 PM

 
"What? You think I don't know what a YOOGOOGALY is??" -Sam quoing Zoolander all math class, and it was funny because he kept laughing at himself

Me: "I played the snake like every game. I was on my stomach practically the entire day."
Spencer: "That would sound really dirty if I didn't know what you were talking about."

Uh....not many quotes. I'm so tired and hurting everywhere from yesterday. Jeez, and I tried to sleep this afternoon, and then Dave called and he's like "Travis wants his pants back." So I had to go all the way to work in the rain, and give him his pants. Argh, that pretty boy.

So yes....I'm thinking about what Derek said a while ago. He said that all my guys from work are "my night-time friends"...and well, it's true. I only see most of my other friends at school, whatev. Night time friends are cooler anyways. I mean staying up until 1am? ON A SCHOOL NIGHT!? TALK ABOUT REBELLION!!!!!!!!! Ok that made no sense. (p.s. Someone please talk to me about this because I want to get it off my chest)

On a plus side, I didn't have to do my science presentation today, hoo-wa. So I did it tonight. Now I want to sleep again. Uh.....yeah that's about it.

Happy Birthday Zach, remember....sperm + washing machine = eyebrows, enough said.

Insult to Injury.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 8:38 PM

 
"Hey, that looks like rain..." -Derek...and low and behold, raind just starts GUSHING down the second he said it

"Fucking deer you son of a bitch...." -Tommy

Me: "Oh god..the fog.....we're going to hit a deer."
Derek: "Or the deer's going to hit us, that would be pretty good."
Tommy: "Oh god...if a deer runs into my car I swear I'll get out and kick the shit out of it."

Tommy: "AHH!"
Me: "Geez! What's wrong!?!"
Tommy: "Oh...I just couldn't see the overpasss in the fog...and the car went overtop, and i was like 'AH! GHOST CAR!!'"

Me: "JESUS DEREK YOU HIT ME IN THE BOOB!!!"
Tommy: "Haha...boob....such a funny word"

Everyone: "ADDY!!! BOX 3!!!!!"
Me (what I was thinking to myself): "AGH! WHAT THE FUCK! KEEP SHOOTING!!" *Shoots at Tommy and Derek*

"YAY TEAM DISCOVERY CHANNEL!!" -Tommy

Ok, so today was the grossest, muddiest, wettest, most uncomfortable day ever. BUT MY GOD IT WAS SO MUCH FUN!!! Today was PETS, and well, it rained the entire day, and since I played the snake every game, I was just soaked and muddy beyond all hope. But dear god if I didn't have a blast, I don't know what I did. Me, Tommy and Derek are the ultimate in mis-communication, it was so good. There were only 3 girls there including me, and I would've owned the 2 others if we had played them, it made me so happy.

Anyhow, nothing besides that today. I would like to announce that YES, I FINALLY GOT MY GUN!!!!!!!. It wasn't exactly what I wanted, but hey, a brand spankin new Angel 4 isn't bad at all. It worked WONDERS at the tourney today. Not one chop, and stayed perfectly chronied the entire time. I love my Tomoe.

I miss someone though, even though it hasn't even been like....24 hours even.

I think I found a way for you and I to finally fly.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 10:05 PM

 
Dear Jocelyn,

I accept your offer of watching all the Family Guy episodes with much fatty foods and ice cream. Lets make a date. As for me right now, I need to get my clothes out of the dryer and go to work, excuse me.

I love you

~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 11:43 AM

 
"AAAGHH!!! I AM PICCOLO!! FEEL MY AMAZING POWER!! OH NO! I LOST MY ARM!! BUT WAIT!! MY ARM IS NOW BACK!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! KAMAYAMAYA!!!!" -Mike

"Yellow cars insite violence." -Ryan

"So....what are you wearing?" -Dave every time he calls me

"Ever hear of a donkey punch? It's when your girlfriend is giving you head...and you hit her in the face with a zuchinni!" -Stephen (what's with him and zuchinnis?)

Kurd: "We're going to the drive in on friday to see Kill Bill"
Me: "No, you guys are going so you can do it in the back seat of the car."
Kurd: "No! I want to see Kill Bill!"
Randy: "...well I want to do it in the back seat of the car..."

So I guess I never finished my last blog, ah well.

I was supposed to go to Flagraiders today and get my Angel that I've waited for A MOTH AND A HALF to get. So tonight I call there before we leave, and the guys like, "what? I have no idea about any of that." So I'm a little ticked off because I really wanted my own Angel for PETS on sunday. Now I'll have to use Marks...dammit....

Uh yeah, today was funny because Mike dressed up like Piccolo from Dragon Ball Z. It was super hero day or something, and it was quite funny. He was just constantly yelling and "growing back his arms", it was so good.

Oh that reminds me, my Angel finally has a name too. Tomoe. Sweeeeet

I guess I'm kinda mad about you.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 8:59 PM

 
Me: "Yeah we won our debate in english."
Alison: "You beat Barbara?? SWEET."

"You know...if you're in a car accident, what are you gonna do? Just sit there, and be upset? No, I didn't think so." -Nathan

Me: "If Dave's still sleeping on my couch you guys can come poke him."
Jocey: "Sweet."
Shay: "WHO'S DAVE?"
Me: "My boyfriend..."
Shay: "WHAT YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH DAVE AGAIN!?!?"
Me: "No...Dave is Dave Hogan."
Shay: "Oh."
*10 minutes later*
Me: "Yeah Dave's supposed to watch the game with me, you guys can stay if you want."
Shay: "OK SERIOUSLY, WHO'S DAVE?!?!"
(he's all yours Jocey)

Too tired to finish this blog right now...I'll do it later.
- posted by Eddie @ 5:19 PM

 
"Have you ever met a pregnant woman that's nice all the time? It's because they have to be bitchy for 2 people." -Dave

*Dave does something incredibly stupid as always*
Me: "...yeah..."
Tommy: "...he's all yours."

"You think it's white paint, but no, we get it from Chapman." -Derek

"I'll even give you the pleasure of tossing my salad! With syrup or jelly, whichever you prefer." -Frank (AKA Hogan Clone...AKA "Smooth like La Creme" guy)

So yes, semi exciting weekend I guess. Not much out of the ordinary at all. Uh, Dave owned house league, so I thought I might as well post about it, since that's all I've been hearing about for the past 24 hours. Which reminds me. I get to play PETS on sunday with Tommy and Derek. I'll probably suck...alot...but hey it'll be good for kicks.

Speaking of which, I have to get down to Flagraiders and get my frigging Angel.

If anyone has an HPA tank and a hopper (preferably Egg) that they want to lend me for this weekend, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me.

Uhhhhh, I need to write a debate, bollocks.

Add-Z the robot kicks ass.

This is a musical, and nothing goes wrong.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 4:25 PM

 
Me: "Holy you're moody in the morning!"
Dave: "I'm not moody, you're just wrong."

Derek: "Your mom came? And I missed her!?"
Me: "yeah...why?"
Derek: "I like your mom, she's good people."
Me: "Yeah she is, well here, have some of this sanwich she brought me."
Derek: "*takes a bite*.....oh...my...god.....THAT'S GOOD!! Call your mom and get her to bring 12 more of those over!!"
Me: "Yeah I'll get right on tha..."
Derek: "NO I'M SERIOUS, DO IT!!"

Derek: "Yeah you saw how small my mom is, imagine this. I was a 14 pound baby."
Me: "....ouch"

"God, it would be so hilairious to see Hogan come into work with a huge black eye from your mom." -Travis

Alot of talk about my mom at work yesterday for some reason. Travis really wants my mom to beat Dave up. I have to admit that it would be funny, but then I'd have to live with the embarassment that my mother beat up my boyfriend.

God, it's early....I have to be at work in about 2 hours, and frigging Dave is still upstairs sleeping. It's not fair how people can like, actually fall asleep, and have really nice deep sleeps. I can never fall into a deep sleep, I wake up at the slightest things. Sucks to that.

Anyways, I'm cold down here, and I think I'm going to go have a shower. Wow....worst blog ever.

oh and by the way...
Listening to the Billy Talent CD = HELL

In this moment I am Happy.
~Addy

- posted by Eddie @ 9:48 AM

 
holy mackinaw I am so bored

Take my Quiz on QuizYourFriends.com!
- posted by Eddie @ 7:14 PM

 
I don't really have any quotes tonight, mostly due to the fact that for some reason today, I was very quiet, and kept to myself most of the day. I needed some time to think about stuff, and well, it was good. There's been alot of crazy things happening lately, so I needed to calm down.

I'm not even really in that funny of a mood you know, so if you were expecting to get a laugh out of this blog, you'll probably have to wait until tomorrow or something.

Something was really cool tonight that I found. I was looking at the people on my ICQ list, and one of the guys I work with seems to have this website, so I decided to check it out a bit. I found this one part of it, that was just called "thoughts". And it was just him trying to explain the way he interpretted (sp?) certain feelings and emotions. I found it quite interesting that someone could actually even begin to describe deep complicated feelings like hate and love. I don't know why I found the one about love so intriguing, but anyways, it was my fill of deep thought for the night.

Anyways, I'm going to go and sleep, I'm pretty tired. 4am yet again.

Pretty Hate Machine
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 6:29 PM

 
"HOLY SHIT! ADDY! WHAT'S GOING ON! YOU LIKE A MANSON SONG?! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?! FUCK! THE WHOLE WORLD HAS GONE UPSIDE DOWN! AAAAAAAAAAAH!

*end transmission*"

good old Cedric

- posted by Eddie @ 8:48 PM

 
"The Vengaboys are coming, and everybody's jumping..." -Me and Sam all math class

"You know who else believed in dinosaurs?...Hitler." -Dave S. in his skit about how people push creationism

"...and others like Charles Darwin. Oh jesus that name makes me feel dirty." -Dave S. again

"WOAH! EXTREME READING!!...how coincidental" -Jeff looking at the sign in the library after we had been talking about Jeff's "intense reading"

"YOU WANNA BE FAMOUS DON'T YOU?! NOW TAKE IT OFF!!" -Family guy, so funny

"Ooh, he's a smooth one isn't he." -Jocey

"Heavy petting? Alright let's break it down...." -Jer

Me: "Ok, we need to get you to bed, you're way too over-stimulated"
Mom: "Hey guys, you want some chocolate?" *worst timing ever*
Dave: "DO I!!!!"

"Delicious Addy...."
"Crazy Addy...."
"Stupid Addy......"
"Beautiful Addy...."
(all the things Dave likes to call me)

Today Sam was stupid and dropped our lock INSIDE the door to our locker. Luckily there was so much garbage piled inside of it that it wasn't TOO hard to get out. Stupid Sam.

I was reading Annie's blog, and I discovered that SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHO JUDY GARLAND IS!!!! This almost merrits a swift whipping. For all of you that DON'T know (which should in itself be considered blasphemy), Judy Garland was Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz, which happens to be the best movie ever created.

Um, yeah in case you were wondering about the lack of blogs, it's just because I've spent pretty much since noon on friday until last noght with Dave. Which is frigging fabulous, but doesn't give me much time to blog. Ah well, it's not like anyone reads this anymore. I used to be cool, but not anymore.

Oh, and Dave gave me THE coolest sweater ever. I swear Kurt Cobain was probably buried in something similar to what I have.

I want Harvey's again, delicious Harvey's.

Love is when you find faults in someone, and then you just don't give a shit. And as soon as I can find a fault with you, I'll be sure to not care at all.

You were from a perfect world
A world that threw me away today
Today to run away
~Addy

- posted by Eddie @ 4:48 PM

 
Just for everyone's information, espescially Shay's, no, my boyfriend does not beat me. If he hits me, it's usually because I hit him first and called him a wuss for not hitting me back.

Well, actually, Dave is a pretty abusive boyfriend, I mean he spoils me with his affection so much, how could he.
- posted by Eddie @ 9:33 PM

 
Dave: "So Addy, what's new?"
Me: "Nothing really."
Dave: "HOLY! YOU'RE SO BORING!!!"
Me: "It's not my fault!! You know all I do is go to school, then hang out with you, then go to work. How can there ever be anything new??"
Dave: "Well geez, I do the same, and I still ALWAYS have something new to say!"
Me: "Ok Dave, what's new with you?"
Dave: "I LEARNED HOW TO MAKE RICE!!!"

Me: "Hey Shay what's u..."
Shay: "HOLY SHIT HE PUNCHED YOU!!!!!!!!"

Dave: "Well what do you want to do for our aniversairy?"
Me: "I don't know, what is ther to even do?"
Dave: "Well, we could get cupcakes...then put candles in them...so it would be like a party."

"Yeah that's something you want to do to someone in a wheelchair, it's like 'Hey I have legs that work, and now I'll show them off to you'." -Jer

"See, Mrs. Soni thinks I'm retarded, so my work is EXPECTED to suck." -Jocey

"Wow...I AM hot!" -Dave

Today is one month, it's cool. Alas Dave is working, and I'm going out elsewhere. Whatev. He knows I like him immensly.

Mr. Bolton and Sam were throwing the best jokes today in math class, for example, there was this one question about a fish in our text, so they took off with some really bad jokes:
1. There's something fishy about this question.
2. I'm glad I lured you into this.
3. Your jokes are starting to sink.
4. If you guys would let me fin-ish

Ah, the good times.

Anyhow, I really really really want to finish watching Band of Brothers, but Dave won't let me until he's here. Agh, it sucks, they're so good and I really really want to see the ending, dah.

Uh, yes, I can't remember anything else, besides that Tom is really funny and has cool dances.

Oh right, biggest awkward silence EVER last night. It was strange, I need to stop thinking about it.

We painted crooked lines, but we danced in perfect time.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 3:54 PM

 
Stephen: "So here, i'll give you the best tip for having sex."
Me: "Ok, go"
Stephen: "Well, when you're pumping her, just before you're both done....you knock her unconcious with a zuchinni."

"OK YOU KNOW WHAT?! WHO EVEN DOES DATA TABLES!???! THESE THINGS ARE RETARDED!! I HATE THEM!!" -Jer throwing a spaz in science

"So when I go to Tim's...I'm going to say 'Hey Jocelyn, OOT SPASMS!!' and she BETTER KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!" -Dave

Kurd: "Ok Jer, how's that?" (she's cutting his hair)
Jerms: "OH MY GOOD GOD WHAT DID YOU DO!??!"

"Well...this chicken soup is kind of lacking in the uh....chicken department." -my mom

"WOAH GUYS!!! THIS IS GREAT!!!!!" -Sam "having sex for the first time" (his voice went so hilairiously high, oh god it was funny)

"HOW AM I MORE TIRED THAN YOU!??!?!?" -Dave

Ok so a really really great last few days. Again, Dave has come over many a time and it's good good fun. No matter how frigging tired I am in the morning, it's so worth staying up until 4am with him. He really really is a wonderful guy.

So here I am....just chillin...listen to some nice mellow Incubus. My life is going really well for once in a while. Only thing is now I can't do my frigging militia CO-OP, which pisses me off largely. Ah well, I can throw in some easy courses instead. But yes, uh....life is good, and...good.

Oh yes, Jocelyn is happy again, which I am esthatic to report. God it's so nice to have everyone be in a good mood again. I missed her crazy little high pitched laugh.

What the hell, I had so much to blog about before, but now I honestly can't remember anything....I'm losing my mind.

Since I'm bored, here's a list of things you should do, because it's cool, and I do it.
1. Listen to Coma White by Marilyn Manson
2. Have some delicious soup
3. Make a kick ass claymation movie involving a person looking terrified for no reason
4. Watch Band of Brothers because it's an amazing series
5. Kick it Old School while listening to some mellow Incubus
6. Buy a mini new TV
7. Discuss ways of having the funniest sex possible
8. Discuss who would have the funniest sex possible
9. Pine for Tommy's gun
10. Never sleep

Oh, and by the way, my hair is pink again. The legend lives on.

White tie, black jacket, and I ain't seen you in a while.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 9:36 PM

 
"YA BIG RETARD!!!" -Dave's new nickname for me

Derek: "It's not that bad at all! All you can see is half a tit!!"
Tommy: "*giggles like a schoolgirl*...hahaha, such a funny word...I can't take it!"

Best Quote Ever: "Every time you talk, I want to have sex with you less."

Me: "Haha, I have a better job than you sir!"
Andrew: "I dunno....this uniform is pretty sweet."
(p.s. Pharma Plus uniforms are pretty sweet)

"Yes! Maynard's sacrilicious wine gums!" -Me (aw, Cedric, the memories)

"RODG GOT PERFECT ON HIS MATH QUIZ!!!" -Mike S.

Me: "Hello Mrs.....uh...Jocelyn"
Jocey's mom: "WOAH IT'S YOU!"

Holy no blogs batman.

Frig, I'm getting lazy with my blogging just like everyone else. I've been busy I suppose, with that Dave kid and all.

I'm reading A Clockwork Orange for english right now, and it's really wierd. I'll read an entire page, and then realize that I didn't understand ANY of what I read. There's so much wierd Russian-sounding slang, it boggles my mind.

Anyhow, I'm quite upset because all the concerts in the near future I was planning on attending are a no go. I missed Henry Rollins, Thursday/Poison the Well is sold out, APC is too far and expensive, and no one will go to see Thrice/Death Cab for Cutie/Dashboard with me. It sucks alot, aahhhh well.

I bought a new TV, and it's dope. My room by the end of this week....will be dope. Alot of shifting, painting, and light fixtures are in order.

Dave is a wonderful guy.

She said you might be sick, but you feel alright to me.
~Addy

- posted by Eddie @ 7:47 PM

 
Dave: "See, your problem is you're just not witty."
Me: "I can't help it, I'm just not funny ok."
Dave: "Well there was that one time when you came back from the washroom and I was like 'what were you doing Addy?' and you were like 'Pleasuring myself.'....now THAT was funny."
Me: "Yet deep down you wanted it to be true."
Dave: "Wanted?...or KNEW!!!"
*just to let everyone know, Hogan won't let me call him Hogan anymore, so it's Dave now, not the other Dave, that Dave sucks*

"Come on Addy.........come oooooonnnn" -Dave about a million times

"Frolic Addy!!.....YOU'RE NOT FROLICKING!!" -Dave

"WATCH THE FRIGGING MOVIE!" -Dave

So yes, uh last night was the dinner. It went much better than I expected, it was actually enjoyable. Dave ad his sister are so alike, which is probably why they argue so much.

Yeah, Dave's dog is exactly like him too. The dog just kind of lays around, then will come over and see you, and if you scratch him in the risht spot he'll hang around you for a while, then eat, then go back to sleep. I didn't see him do anything besides those three things, hence him being exactly like Dave.

Agh, I just realized that this entire blog is about Dave, sorry.

Ryan had communal pie again, and it was good.

That's about it.

Snakes have no hands to be tied.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 4:32 PM