I believe I have experienced first hand that the Oedipus complex is very very real.
- posted by Eddie @ 7:21 PM

 
ALIEN VS PREDATOR

Oh my goodness yes, I finally saw it, it was amazing. And OF COURSE like I predicted, Predator totally owned Alien's shit. Obviously. There was this one alien who was pretty good who managed to kill 2 Predators (pretty impressive if you ask me), but of course in the end, he got killed by the last one. The Aliens in this movie somehow seemed a lot cooler than in the actual Alien movie. Here's my version of the Alien in the Alien movie.

Guy: "Oh no, there's Alien drool on the ground"
*BAM, he's killed by the Alien*
Girl: "I've got to get off the ship!!!"
*Alien follows her a lot slower than he normally walks for some reason*
Alien: "Fuck man, I'm totally caught in these pipes."
*Alien gets burned by a rocket engine*

Serves him right. If he was smart in that movie he would've obviously followed her at full tilt so she couldn't escape in the first place. Duh. Now here's the Aliens in the AVP movie:

Predator: "Oh you crazy mofos better give me back my guns."
*BAM predator is totally killed from behind by a stealthy Alien*
Predator 2: "Oh you thinks so? It's on!"
*Alien and Predator fight. Predator throws his self tightening net on the Alien, but because Alien has acid blood it breaks the net, and Alien owns that Predator. Alien now has cool battle scar.*

See? Way cooler. Although the last Predator was probably the coolest out of everyone. He managed to kill about 3 aliens in a 5 second span. AND THEN kill about 7 in a 3 second span, he is the master. The best part was the initial battle scene between Alien and predator, because I can just imagine all the nerds around the world that are jerking to that scene because they've waited for it for a decade. I'm still in awe....so cool.

*Music from Predator*
~Addy

P.S. If anyone sees the movie and notices something different about the VERY LAST ALIEN, I applaud you.
- posted by Eddie @ 10:47 AM

 
-"Ok guys, the network has some problems with your lyrics and want to change them up a bit."
-"No way, our lyrics are like our children."
-"Ok Ok, just listen. Where you say 'what I got, I gotta get it put it in you' how about putting 'what I really want, is I want to hug and kiss you'"
-"Wow, that's much better, everyone can enjoy that."

I was thinking about that all day, where RHCP is on the simpsons, so funny.

So last social sciences class today, boo. It was so funny. We were playing the survivor game, and Ben who's not even in the class got like 3 questions right that no one who was in the class could get. It was so funny. One example of him not getting a question however:

Mr Douglas: "Who would be interested in taking an IQ test?"
Ben's answer: "Someone who wants to know their IQ."

The right answer was a psychologist, it was so funny. Plus Ben and Shay kept talking about how this guy drooled on himself when he was talking to them. And Rayner took a picture of me getting punched by Ryan, and it looks like I have down syndrome. Funny.

That's about it, no more Mrs. Hobbes (YES I RULE), but no more Douglas either, crap. Ah well, I get Yanchus next semester, w00t.

Ok enough, later.

SWEATER
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 8:14 PM

 
I totally stole this quiz thing from Jocelyn.

Say 10 things to different people that you have never told them. They can be 10 different people, or just a few. Don't say who each one is for. (They are in no particular order, mind you)

1. I miss you so much, but I truly still love you as my best friend and hope I can still see you someday.
2. I try so hard to be nice to you and respect you, but it seems more and more you try to hurt me for something I couldn't control.
3. The only person I know who is so much like me (that I know), I wish I talked to you more and knew whether you wanted to or not
4. Thanks for being there on nights I was sick. Whether you consider me a friend or not, I still care about you and I'm going to miss you.
5. Showing off doesn't impress me or anyone else, you can stop trying so hard now.
6. You are the only person I know who has never made me angry, and never been mad at me that I know of, I find that incredible.
7. You are the only person I've ever known in my life that I truly and honestly HATE with all my fibres of being. I'm waiting for the day I never need to have contact with you again.
8. You have always been a role model for me, and I've looked up to you pretty much since I've known you
9. Even though you may not be the smartest person I know, you obviously have a good heart and are very honest, which I appreciate.
10. I've told you everyrthing, so I don't know how I could even write anything here, I can't describe the way you make me feel.

Ok that was fun. If you mnage to guess which one is you I'll give you a candy.

Alrighty, on to business....

So today I worked. It really wasn't so bad. I went about 4 and a hlaf hours without being bothered or aggrivated by anything there. BUT THEN....I knew it was too good to be true. I was told by ***** that I wasn't allowed to use names on my blog. Why? Because I have to stop hating **** or at least act like I don't hate *****. Now, I do hate ****, but honestly, I'm not such a rude person that I'm going to act like it in public. If I have to be around someone, fuck, I'll make the best of it if I have to, it's just a smart thing to do. But when I'm here, on MY OWN FUCKING PERSONAL FUCKING BLOG I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO FUCKING CENSOR MY FUCKING SELF WHEN I'M JUST TRYING TO FUCKING GET OUT SOME EMOTION BY RAMBLING ON TO A BUNCH OF MY FRIENDS AND PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE THE FUCKING THING SERIOUSLY!!!!!!! Good lord, I mean really, if you don't like what you're reading on here, there's a simple solution, DON'T FUCKING READ IT!!! I think it's absolutely stupid and childish that these people get so offended by what I write on here that I have to stop writing about what makes me angry. Fuck that, and fuck you guys is all I have to say.

Society chokes me like
RAZORWIRE
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 7:33 PM

 
Boom Shaka-Laka

Long time, no blog, time to put a stop to that.

Today made me realize how absolutely terrible rude people are. Not mean, or annoying, just rude. Today we had a cold-day, so buses were cancelled and not many people were in class. So 5th period, I had Mr Douglas (who I'm sure I've mentioned is one of the frigging best teachers I've had in a while), and he lets us work on whatever we want because not many people were there. So a few people were reading, I worked on a project, Jocelyn studied, so on and so on. So then all I hear from this one girl (who sits beside me that I LOATHE) starts a conversation with one of her friends. She smells bad so she will be referred to as SG (stinky girl) and her friend will be F.

F: "If you're bored why don't you do all those projects you havn't handed in?"
SG: "Because they're stupid, plus I don't have any stuff here, and I havn't started them so I won't get them done anyway."
F: "Well you probably should have brought your stuff to at least start them."
SG: "It doesn't matter, I didn't want to take this stupid class anyway but my stupid mom made me."
F: "You're using the word stupid an awful lot you know."
SG: "Well it is stupid, I hate this class."
F: "Well you probably wouldn;t hate it if you weren't bored because you were doing your work."
SG: "whatever, I'm bored every day in this stupid class."

Now mind you, this is at full volume in a class of around 5 people, so everyone heard this. I sat quietly and decided not to say anything. I felt bad though because Mr Douglas is a kick ass teacher who tries really hard to make stuff interesting. So for the first time EVER I saw him get mad and tell Stinky Girl to be quiet because no one wanted to hear about her negative attitude. That made me happy, because really, some people are so negative about EVERYTHING because they think they're so cool, and it's just rude and pisses me off. I believe she got what she deserved.

Well enough of my boring story about that. Like I said, cold-day today (wierd I know), so no one at all was there. The caf gave out some free sandwiches because no one bought any, it was cool, but the sandwiches were kind of gross. Oh and the caf monitor ladies think they're so cool, it's kind of funny yet annoying. Oh well.

Ummmmmmm that's about it. I want to talk to Mr Cedric. I want to draw good anime, because I suck at it. I want to record my song *smiles*. That's about it, I want to sleep.

Talking to Myself All the Way to the Station
Pictures in my Head of the Final Destination
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 11:27 PM

 
Ok I'm bored, and don't feel like actually emailing this.

LAST PERSON WHO...
1. Slept in your bed (other than you): Dave
2. Saw you cry: Dave
3. Made you cry: Aunt Rose (sorry everyone to gross you out)
4. Spent the night with you: Dave
5. You shared a drink with: drink drink? or ice tea, because that would be friday with sam (i think)
6. You went to the movies with: Dave, we saw......frig i can't remember, oh yes Shark Tale
7. You went to the mall with: I FUCKING HATE THE MALL! <--w00t Ceddy, but my mom
8. Yelled at you: J, fucker
9. Sent you an email: Davian
HAVE YOU EVER...
11. Said "I Love You" and meant it: oui
12. Gotten in a fight with your pet(s): If I had pets
13. Been to New York: nope
14. " " Florida:  nope
15. " " California: Ynope
16. " " Hawaii: nope
17. " " Mexico: no, too many Mexicans
18. " " China: nope
19. " " Canada: werd
20. Danced naked: when I was 4 maybe
21. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day: that's creepy, so no
22. Wish you were the opposite sex: god, yes, except then I would probably be gay
23. Had an imaginary friend: who hasn't?
RANDOM
24. Red or blue: red
25. Spring or Fall: fall (colourful)
26. Are you bored: and tired, work sucks
27. Last noise you heard: my mom playing guitar, and all her songs sound the same
28. Last time you went out of the state: province? uhhhhhhhh, probably the sates a long time ago
29. Things you like in a girl/guy: sense of humour, nerds
30. Do you have a crush on someone: NO
31. What book are you reading now: nothing, more looking through my sister's World of Warcraft Manual
32. Worst feeling in the world: being mad at someone and you just can't tell them
33. What is the first thing you think when you wake up: mmm, blanket
34. How many rings before you answer: i let randy get it usually
35. Future daughter's name: I always wanted Elektra, but that stupid movie ruined it. So I guess Katherine, Kit for short (or Gwen)
36. Future son's name: Travis or Adrian
37. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: Baby Bear
38. If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be: Music Teacher by day, Rock star by night
39. Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous: righty
40. Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: nerp
41. What's under your bed: a floor
42. Favorite sport to watch: hockey
43. Current Age: 16
44. Siblings: kurd, "randy"
45. Location: G-Spot
46. College plans: Mohawk then McMaster
47. Piercings: lip, nipple, ears x3
48. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Hoganator
EXTRA STUFF
49. Do you do drugs: I don't know, do you
50. Do you drink: ...milk
51. Who is your best friend: Dave, Ced-rock, Jaytster
52. What kind of shampoo and conditioner do you use: Aussie Philosophy
53. What are you most scared of: Being held underwater
54. What clothes do you sleep in: sexy clothes *wink*
55. Who is the last person who called you: Dave, to yell at me
56. Where do you want to get married: the moon
57. Who do you really hate: Justin, and hate is a very strong word, I know
58. Favorite number: 9
59. Been in Love?: I am right now. <---w00t
60. What type automobile do you drive: "are you making fun of how I drive my automobile? This is the largest automobile I could afford."
61. Are you timely or always late: late everywhere
62. Do you have a job: Paintball Bunny
63. Do you like being around people: Not J
64. Best feeling in the world: love. <--w00t
65. Are you for world peace: obviously
66. Are you a health freak: not a freak, but i like to be healthy, and un-fat
STUFF
67. Have you ever loved someone you had no chance with: I thought I had no chance with them...does that count?
68. Have you ever cried over something someone of the opposite sex did: yeah
69. Do you have a "type" of person you always go after: nerds are sexy
70. Want someone you don't have right now: Dave's not here right now, does that count?
71. Are you lonely right now: could be worse
72. Ever afraid you'll never get married: not at all, I have a feeling I'm going to be married when I'm like 22
73. Do you want to get married: YES.
74. Do you want kids/if yes, how many: 2
FAVORITE
75. Room in house: my room or livingroom
76. Type(s) of music: German Techno Pop (Kraftwork, w00t)
77. Band: Of all time? No Doubt motherfuckers
78. Memory: sweat slide, "I just wanted a hug", love shack, "We should do this again sometime....what turn right?" etc...
79. Day of the week: Thursday
80. Color: pink motherfucker
81. Perfume or cologne: it makes me sick
82. Month: July motherfucker
IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU...
83. Cried: nope
84. Bought something: Timmy Ho's
85. Gotten sick: nope
86. Sang: got caught doing it, tee hee
87. Said "I Love You": w00t
88. Wanted to tell someone you loved them: i did.....
89. Met someone new: that guy with the studs on his hat
90. Moved on: dunno
91. Talked to someone: obviously
92. Missed someone: CEDRIC!!!! *cries*
93. Hugged someone: yep.
94. Kissed someone: yes.
95. Fought with your parents: nope
97. Had a lot of sleep: NO FUCK MAN
HAVE YOU EVER
98. been drunk: a couple times
99. smoked pot: fuck....yes
100. kissed a member of the opposite sex: w00t
101. kissed a member of the same sex: NO!!! (i'm not homophobic, i just would never do that)
102. crashed a friend's car: no
103. been to japan: nope, not like Sam Chapman's brother, tee hee
104. ridden in a taxi: yes.
105. had anal sex: uh....no, wierd
106. been in love: yes.
107. had sex in public: nope
108. been dumped: yes, fuckers
108. shoplifted: in grade 8
109. been fired: never
110. been in a fist fight: once
111. had a threesome: NO!! I WOULD NEVER SHARE
112. snuck out of my parent's house: never needed to
113. been tied up (sexually): uh...no
114. been caught masturbating: I don't masturbate anyways, its boring. <---word
115. pissed on myself: maybe not on you, but me when i was like 4 maybe
116. had sex with a member of the same sex: ew total no way
117. been arrested: once (see question 108)
118. made out with a stranger: ew no
119. stole something from my job: hmmm, no
120. celebrated new years in time square: no
121. gone on a blind date: Almost, with Tommy (stupid Dave)
122. lied to a friend: with good intentions
123. had a crush on a teacher: naw
124. celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans: uh no Fat Tuesday isn't for me
125. been to europe: yeah, Finland sucks though
126. skipped school: OH NO, I'M SUCH A REBEL
127. slept with a co-worker: HAHAHA YES
128. cut *YOURSELF* on purpose: ew no, i'm such a pussy
129. had sex at the office: HAHA.....oh man
130. been married: naw, unless grade 6 counts
131. gotten divorced: *see above*
132. had children: ouch, no
133. stripped at a party: once when we played strip poker at Ben's, and Ben kept cheating but we were all too tired to notice
134. literally crawled to your house drunk, even if just from across the street: god no
135. jumped off a bridge: agh, no
136. gone surfing: nope.
137. had a mullet: agh, no
138. peed in public (i.e. not in a restroom): side of the highway, oh yes


There done, thanks Xeddy (that was supposed to say Ceddy, but it was funny so I left it)

- posted by Eddie @ 6:13 PM

 
Girl from other hockey team: "You bitch, you guys fucking suck."
Me: "Scoreboard."
*immediate punch in the face to me, it was worth it*

Sooooooo, I was one of the few people to finish le project in social science, w00t for bonus marks. We beat Shelburne in hockey yesterday, Claire may have said the funniest thing I've heard in hockey. She was getting checked by some girl right at our bench, here's how it went:

*girl checks Claire*
Claire: "You can't hit me bitch...you're too small"
*girl slashes Claire, everyone laughs*

So it was funny, probably funnier if you were there. After we got back, I saw Jocelyn in the halls and I was startled to see her and gave her a wierd look, I think she took it the wrong way, ev. Eric (Kupp) keeps getting freaked out whenever I talk about my nipple ring. It's the one bad thing about having the thing, it feels so cool to have it, but you can't show it off to people really, it's kind of a bittersweet deal.

Oh, plus Sam touched my boob (pierced one) twice on wednesday, woah man.

I also managed to teach myself Everything In Time (LA version) yesterday, I rock myself. Plus now my hair is semi-pink again, hella rocking. I wish I could get a LAMB bag, I literally could die happy if I managed to carry one around for a while.

Ok enough, later.

If You Stopped Coming Would I Forget?
I Always Panic When I'm Left.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 10:31 PM

 
I totally caught Dave listening to Thursday, I rule.
- posted by Eddie @ 6:07 PM

 
Holy no blogs batman.

Speaking of which, that just reminded me of this one time I was at Dave's parents x-mas party this year, and Dave was telling me and his uncle(?) Matt about this one Batman episode where Batman and Joker have a surf contest, wierd.

Ok, well not much to talk about really. However I did finally see Alien, and yes, I am totally convinced now that Predator could totally beat alien with his infra-red eyes closed and his super titanium claw behind his back. All Alien did was scream and not like fire, plus when he popped out of that guy's chest, he totally looked like a lobster with a lizard tail.

Enough about that though. My mom got that new toothpaste with those mini-breath strips in it, we shall see how that goes.

Hopefully I will get my computer soon. As of right now I have to go make dinner. Ta!

While the Devil Wants To Fuck Me
In the Back of His Car
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 6:00 PM