Travis: "Ah yes, I concur."
Erik: "Ok, I need to go to the *pretends to flip through pages*...exit." (it's funnier if you know what that's from)

That just reminded me of "Why didn't I concur!" from Catch Me If You Can. Man, me and Dave laughed so hard at that. Fuck, such good memories.

I've been thinking alot about my memories. I know Dave might read this, but I don't care, we had so many funny times together that they deserve a mention.

Like, so many nights when we watched SNL together and had the funniest inside jokes from the skits, like Jasper the giant bird that sang Frank Sinatra...holy that was so funny. Even little things like "Womp?" make me smile to think about. It so lame sounding I know, but I just miss so many things, I can't help but want things to go back to the way they were.

Tonight was the worst. When we were cleaning up for the night at the field, I guess someone sprayed some Axe (the Phoenix one), and I just caught a whiff of it and I nearly got teary eyed because it reminded me so much of Dave. God, it's been over a month, and a year and a hlaf is so much harder to let go of than I thought.

Plus Tom came in tonight and said "Tell Hogan I said hi!", which really made me sad. One thing that brought a smile to my face tonight though was the fact that Derek forgot his paintball pants at home, and he actually used mine. Oh man....funniest looking pants ever. And Derek's right....I should give it one last shot.

Sorry about this guys, just something I have to get out.

I Know I'll See You Again
Whether Far Or Soon
But I Need You To Know
That I Care And I Miss You
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 10:32 PM

 
Oh...my...god....

I just got back from the Comic Con, and good gravy was Tommy ever right, SENSORY OVERLOAD!!!

Like, I'm not even going to try and describe the kinds of things I saw, or everything that happened, there was just too much. Even the people I went with, Dave and Dan together are just the funniest thing you can ever come up with. They somehow made a fire exit sign funny, honestly, they were that good.

Since there's WAY too much to even try to describe, I'll just put up some point form things that stood out.

-Met Kevin Sorbo (Hercules), he's so huge in person, a literal giant.
-Saw Elvira, was disappointed that she wasn't dressed up.
-Got the first DVD of Gunslinger Girl, looking forward to watching it ASAP
-Met Skottie Young with Derek, he rules.
-Winked at Crispin Glover, he waved at me, it was awesome (I met him later on, but that first wink was so hot)
-MENCHI!
-Started my Twisted Land of Oz collection with the Scarecrow

But the best part of the day by far was seeing someone dressed like Junpei. It made me so happy. I wanted to give him a big hug...as a finishing move. (Maybe Davian will get that)

Anyway, if you want to know any more, just ask me in person because I have lots of things to tell. Next year is already set, and I am totally going in the Masquerade with Tommy. Him as Cloud, and me as Pirogoeth, we will PWN. Oh man...so much excitment in so little time, I love it.

*Jpop that was playing at the Con*
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 7:21 PM

 
In continuing with my little theme of small things that have been annoying me...

I was reading through my friend's blog, and I was bored because I didn't have to go to work today as planned, so I decided to check out her online "friends". I was scanning through for something interesting/someone I might know, when I saw an all too common screen name that just makes my blood boil. I'll leave out the name in case they come onto my blog by some odd whimiscal chance. But anyway, it was "______onfire" (for those who don't know, it's a substitution for Alexisonfire, how clever). OH MY GOD YOU PEOPLE, THAT HAS TO BE ABOUT THE MILLIONTH SCREEN NAME LIKE THAT I'VE SEEN!!! I know I know, you like the band, great, it doesn't mean you have to rip off the name in some retarded way. And the band name isn't even named after some person "on fire". It's named after an Erotic contortionist named Alexis Fire. GET THE FACTS STRAIGHT!!!

Sorry, sort of a stupid annoyance, but seriously, it just pisses me off for some reason. I know Alexisonfire probably hates these people more than I do. God damn scene kids, they make me feel so dirty, I'm going to go scrub myself like a rape victim.
- posted by Eddie @ 9:36 AM

 
Ok, note to everyone.

If you are taking the bus somewhere, do NOT completely douche yourself in perfume. It drives people like me insane, and gives me intense headaches.

Man, I hate people sometimes.
- posted by Eddie @ 6:26 PM

 
*As I'm doing pack-off, the bottles keep falling over at the end of the line. I get frustrated and shake my fist at the bottles*
Marvin: "...Addy, did you just shake your fist at the bottles?"
Me: "..maybe."
Marvin: "Well was it effective?"
Me: "Not really, they keep falling over anyway."
Marvin: "Looks like the bottles have won this round..."

"I can't wait to own my own company. That way I can sit around in a park and eat sandwiches the way Doug does." -Chris

"IS EVERYONE HAPPY!??! LETS SEE THOSE SMILES!!!" -Marvin

Dave: "I'm trying to avoid Doug, I skipped work last week and I know he has it in for me."
Chris: "Just buy him a sandwich and I'm sure he'll forgive you."

" I installed an old rotary phone in my bathroom. I even put a red flashing light in it, just like the Batphone." -Chris

So yes, work today, not too exciting. I thought it was my last day, but low and behold, it wasnt. Boo. I didn't have to do pack-off with the pack off Nazi today though, so that was ok, but I DID have to do it with Melanie. I don't know what it is about her, but she just kinda gives me the creeps. Emma was super pissed off at everything today, holy. She got mad when we wouldn't go do boxes because were folding flyers, and she got SO angry when Chris pulled his usual bottle-glued-to-box trick. But hey, if she can't take a joke, fuck her (I love you Tucker Max).

Fortunately, I forgot my iPod at home today, so I was forced to actually THINK during the 5 hours I did pack-off, and I surprisingly got alot of important thinking done. Made a few decisions, weighed some consequences...you know. So I was pretty happy about that.

Anway, right now I'm going to call Le School, seeing as how they fucked up my timetable, as usual, and then maybe go scavenge for something to eat. Sounds like a plan.

There is no you
There is only me
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 3:46 PM

 
-"Oh no, the whale ate my bathing suit."
-"The suit was ugly!....whale biologist."

-"Get him!!"
-"We better do what he says, he's a whale biologist."

"I could get to the delicious Slurm if only I didn't have these stupid arms!"

"Don't you worry about Planet Express, let me worry about blank!"

Yeah, I've been watching alot of Futurama lately. Tommy was right about it being the best animated show, possible even better than Family Guy.

Darcy: "I don't blame you, I'd be all over me too if I were you."
Me: "Yeah, I bet you can't keep your hands off yourself."
Darcy: "Are you kidding? I touch myself more than Justin touches coffee, or Michael Jackson touches little boys."
(It's alot funnier if you know how much coffee Justin drinks)

Anyway, that conversation totally lightened up my day. Darcy promised he'd be back in Guelph soon, so we will chill hopefully. Maybe he'll bring Chad with him, which would be cool because Chad is awesome, and somehow can actually stand to have an hour long conversation with Matt. Incredible.

So last night I got together with the kids and we chilled, played Lee Carvalo's Putting Challenge (not really but that's what I called it), and watched Constantine. The movie was pretty good, but I swear that some parts in the movie, if I didn't KNOW we were watching Constantine, I would swear we were watching the Matrix, that's how little expression Keanu Reeves has when he acts. We tried to rent Sin City, but very sadly, we actually had to be 18 to rent it, so it was no dice for us, lame to the exreme. I also got delicious pizza, and we were all disappointed when our "cake" turned out to be ceaser salad, again, lame to the extreme.

Today was work, as usual. I had to do pack off with Emma the pack off Nazi. It's terrible, she goes so fast and then gets pissed off at me for "being slow" when she won't let any bottles by for me to even put in the friggin boxes. Man, her and her sister really are not the shiniest spoons in the drawer. Although, to make things better, Dave discovered that whenever he yells Emma's name at her, she literally jumps about a foot in the air. I guess Dave's booming loud voice just kind of gets to her. So anyway, he did it to her as often as he could today, and it was fucking hilairious...ah sweet revenge. Then Chris put a glue-stick down my pants, and glued my gloves to the pack off shelf, not cool.

That's about it for now, I'm going to go get some delicious food and then masturbate to my new keyboard...seriously, you guys have no idea how hot this thing is. Man...FPS Doug himself would be jelous.

Hopefully someone will call me later...maybe even the Darcy *giggles like a school girl*

Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see
The devils of truth streal the souls of the free
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 3:06 PM

 
"Fuck I love licorice..." -Ricky

"So whenever I lean out of the drive-thru window I always check the girl out, because that's what it's all about." -Stephen

So yeah, this weekend was the same as usual. Nothing too exciting. Hung out with the kids, you know, same old same old. This weekend I went to bed on saturday and sunday at 5:00am and 4:30am respectively, holy. So today I slept in until about 1 or 1:30, it ruled.

A lot of things have been going on lately too on the "guy front". I'm getting super fucked up and totally don't know what I'm doing. I realized that I missed someone way more than I thought, and I've been in alot of denial. Oh well, nothing that more vodka and orange juice can't take care of.

In most recent, and sadly most exciting of the weekend, I got a new keyboard today, and sexy can't even come close to describing this thing. It's so hot, man, I totally have uber-micro with this bad boy. So now I'm considering what to do with myself for the rest of the night, I'm pretty hungry, I would like to get some food I guess. Ok, that's about it for now. Later kids.

In the back, off the side and far away
Is a place where I hide, where I stay
Tried to say, tried to ask, I needed to
All alone by myself, and where were you?
How could I ever think it's funny how everything that swore it wouldn't change
Is different now?
Just like you would always say, we'd make it through
Then my head fell apart and where were you?
How could I ever think it's funny how everything you swore would never change
Is different now?
Like you said, you and me, make it through
Didn't quite, fell apart, where the fuck were you?
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 8:34 PM

 
"Having balls makes you think in the most fucked up way. Like for example, I'll think of ******** and I'll get pissed off just saying her name, but when she's right in front of me I'm like...oh baby. My dick's saying "be nice to her", but my brain's saying "what a bitch"." -Tom going on a really funny rant

"Oh you're there, I figured you were probably asleep dreaming of me in a whipped cream thong." -Darcy, oh my god that comment made my day about a thousand times better

Darcy: "You havn't cut your hair yet have you?"
Me: "Uh...no."
Darcy: "Ok...good." (Most random thing he's ever brought up I think)

"I'm to the point where I can kill the spiders with my hand, but only if I have like 98887464638384 kleenexes." -Jordan

Good gravy I am so tired.

I went to sleep last night at around 2:30, I figured you know, don't have to work this morning at the brewery, so I might as well be a badass and stay up late. I went to bed, listened to this really nice rain outside for a while, and fell asleep. Little did I know that I would be woken up only 3 hours later by this fucking huge thunderstorm, sweet sassy molassy it was huge. A few of the cracks of thunder made me realize why Randy is so scared of it. I was holding my teddy bear pretty tight a few times, haha. So yeah, because of that, I barely slept more than 4 hours last night, and now I'm so friggin tired, ugggggggggghhhhh it's terrible.

As if that isn't bad enough right there, I have to work for probably close to 12 hours today at le field, balls. On the plus side though, Tommy is getting our Comic Con tickets today, wooooo! Only 7 days till the Comic Con!!!

Well, I'm going to go shower, and go to work. By the way, my parents are gone all weekend, and I need to know what the hell I can do with myself. Preferably something that doesn't involve having a huge party at my house and totally trashing it. Whatever, call me or something kids.

I Wish You Were Here.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 11:02 AM

 
"Wow, he's so cute, I'll call him superdude....*talking gibberish*......" -Tommy talking to the dead moth he found at work

Chris:"So what were you even drinking last night?"
Jordan: "Captain Morgan's, Parrot Bay."
Chris: "Oh, well did you buy a box of tampons too when you bought the drink?"

"So are Dave and his boyfriend still cleaning the machine together?" -Chris

"I'm going to go home and have a nap, maybe touch myself a bit." -Chris

Me: "Ok bye Travis, bye Lindzie, don't do anything I wouldn't do."
Travis: "I think we all know now there's not much you won't do Addy."

Today was so long, oh god. 8 skids of work at the brewery = hell. I barely even had time to shower when I got home to go to work at the field.

On the plus side, Jordan from work is hilairious. He's so passive agressive, it's so funny. He also likes Norma Jean, and is so tough he does pack off WITHOUT GLOVES. What a bad ass. Haha.

I also got to work at the brewery with Tommy today, which was fun I guess. Tommy seems to make everything somehwat enjoyable. Which reminds me, only 9 days until the COMIC CON!! Oh goodness, it'll be a sensory overload for sure. I can't wait to see all the fantastic McFarlane toys they have, oh god, and the Megatokyo stuff too....*drool*, get me a towel.

Right now, I'm going to bed because every part of me hurts.

Oh one last thing, I talked to that certain someone again today, it sort of just lightened things up a bit, so if you know who you are....thanks. Even if you don't know how you made it better, haha.

It's the only thing
That slowly stops the ache.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 10:18 PM

 
"Hello Addy, Hello Mr. Esquire!" -Jocelyn's mom, man she is so cool

"This is such a good bridge. I like it so much I think they should burn it down and rebuild it every few years. What do you think?" -Crazy guy on the bridge talking to me, man it was wierd.

Tonight was fun. Went to the mall with Samuel Rodgers Esquire. That's about it really. Tomorrow at the brewery will be fun because Tommy is working with me, weeee!

Oh, and go watch Spirited Away because it is an awesome movie.

I'm still confused....

Then my Head Fell Apart
And Where Were You?
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 9:05 PM

 
"Look at Addy, she's so angry with her arms crossed. She's mad at everything. She hates her parents, hates her school, hates popular music. She's just a hate filled teen." -Chris

"Get that baby some earplugs!" -Nick (that was a while ago, but still...)

"Yeah, your underwear's showing..." -Chris again

"COME ON NICK YOU'RE SLOWIN' EVERYONE DOWN!" -Doug

"Look at Addy now, listening to Nine Inch Nails to overcompensate for once liking Britney Spears." -Chris...again

So work is getting a little better at the brewery, people are getting a bit friendlier and I know how to do most of the tasks there. I'm so so sick of doing pack off though, I am so glad that I only have 2 weeks left.

So what is there to talk about right now? Nothing really. I'm hoping that maybe Spenborne will stop by sometime tonight to keep me company. I rented some good movies too. Predator to show Spencer why he is so much better than Alien (Addy: 1 , Tommy:0). I also rented Spirited Away, which I am highly looking forward to seeing. Wow, my parents are gone for 4 days...and I'm sitting home alone watching anime...I rule. Tommy would be proud at least.

Well now I'm going to watch some more bad tv, and maybe call Spencer. Later y'all.

Here Comes Your Man.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 4:53 PM

 

A short post again. I just wanted to show everyone what I got....

Sorry it's such a crappy picture, so if you can't see it....they're my NINE INCH NAILS TICKETS!!! YES!!!!

I fucking rule.

- posted by Eddie @ 1:50 PM

 
I just want to let everyone know that Derek is the best. I'm so glad he adopted me as the younger sister he never had. Derek rules, I owe him big time.

Lay Your Head Down Child
I Won't Let the Boogie Man Come.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 11:00 PM

 
"Hey Addy Palm, give me a slap of the palm!" -Jordan asking for a high five

So today was pretty good, even though it's only 11:30 it's been pretty productive. I got up around 8:30ish and went to the Cop Shop to get my wallet back. Amazingly, all the cash that was in it was still there! How awesome. So I went downtown from there, sent out my money order for my NIN tickets, and sat and enjoyed downtown for a while.

Went to the mall, where my adventure really began...

Now as most people know, I'm not the typical girly girl. And one thing I REALLY hate...is shopping. Me and Erik had a conversation about this, shopping is the worst, especially when you go with other girls. For god's sake it does not take 2 hours to buy a pair of pants! So I was sort of dreading going shopping at the mall, and I made sure I went alone to hide my embarassment. The worst part about this whole ordeal was the fact that I was shopping for underwear, it was horrible.

I found out today that the best and (as far as I'm concerned) the only way to go shopping at the mall is early, like 10am when the stores just open. There's no annoying kids there, it doesn't smell yet, and the store clerks are too tired to push you to buy shit. So I walked into La Senza, and right way, holy crap I'm in over my head. I just walked around for a while not knowing what to do, blinded by all the silk and lace, I had no idea what I was doing, I don't really even know what size I am in anything. So after about 15 minutes of me staring blankly at the walls, the lady working is like "Excuse me...do you need help?", thank god. She fitted me for a bra (creepy), and for underwear (creepier) and I got what I needed and got the hell out of there. Needless to say, won't be going back there anytime soon (hopefully).

To make things a bit better, I stopped by the Second Cup and talked to all the cute guys working there, Cameron, Jordan, and some Asian guy who looked like Teppei so he was sexy. Jordan high fived me, the Asian guy was jelous that I saw Norma Jean twice, and Cameron was...Cameron-y. Then I went home, what an adventure (not really).

Oh, I also got myself a copy of With Teeth FINALLY. So I'll listen to that now, awesome.

I just read the latest Megatokyo strip for today, and oh my god, I'm so frustrated. Largo and Erika belong together!! Why can't they see that!?! AGH! I'm such a nerd.

Oh and my GUITAR JUST CAME!!! WOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!!!

That was my adventure for my day off work. Now I'm going to watch some bad TV, and then go out with Stephen and the Davianator. Later Kids.

I Just Want to Play on my Pan Pipes
I Just Want to Drink me Some Wine
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 11:31 AM

 
I just read this and I laughed so hard. It made my night.

"One time I decided to play basketball, but I suck at basketball so I lost. Just kidding, I kicked everyone's ass because I'm the best."

Good old Maddox.
- posted by Eddie @ 9:42 PM

 

Me: "Mom I just got some awesome tickets to see Nine Inch Nails!"
Mom: "Nine Inch Nails? I'm pretty sure your dad used to play with them."
Me: "Um...are you sure? They're pretty famous..."
Mom: "No no, they used to play at the Albion all the time, your dad knows them.
Me: "Them? It's kind of just one guy with a band..."
Mom: "No they're like a guitar band. Harri, tell your daughter that you used to play with Nine Inch Nails."
Dad: "...no I never did. They're a really famous band from the states..."
Mom: "...oh."

My mom is insane.

So as you can see, I did buy my NIN tockets finally. I was sort of reluctant to actually buy them, seeing as how I now have to pay $285 for 2 tickets. I was so pissed off. I waited for weeks for these tickets to go on sale, and I even made arrangments for someone to GET the tickets for me. I called ticketmaster about a thousand times to try and buy them over the phone, but they sold out in about 10 minutes. Now this is pretty normal, so why am I so pissed off? Well the fact that some douchebag bought these tickets with NO INTENTION of going to see the show, and he only bought them so he could make some money off die-hard fans like me who will do anything to see Trent Reznor's sexy body live. It makes me so angry that I have to pay almost double what I was going to pay Ticketmaster, and I'll bet if Trent knew who these assholes are that are doing this, he would go to each and every one of their houses and kick their asses. I know that if I was famous, I sure as hell would do that. I just want to go and see a band that I love, why do I have to pay some guy who I don't even know over a hundred dollars to get tickets from him? Fuck you scalpers.

Other than that unpleasantness.....I'M GOING TO SEE NIN!!!! WOOOO!!!!

So yes, I mentioned I think in my last blog that I drew another nice picture when I was bored at work. Well there it is up there. Hope you enjoy it. And there's a few hidden (sort of) things in it. If anyone can find all the hidden things and tell me the significance of them, I'll give you a prize. Post answers in my comments.

I talked to (you know who you are) again, I was very happy.

Grey Would be the Colour
If I Had a Heart.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 3:29 PM

 
My last few blogs suck. Geez. I don't think this one will make up for them either because nothing exciting has happened since friday.

The highlights of my weekend so far:
-I lost my wallet and the police called and said they have it.
-I bought new shoes
-I bought a cool phone that you can download ringtones from your computer into (not a cell phone you wankers, like a real phone)
-I drew another cool picture at work, maybe I'll post it on here later.

I've gone out to someone's house twice in the past 2 days, and I realized it's absoloutly NO FUN WHATSOEVER without another certain someone there too. It's balls to be there actually.

Me and Spenborne (son of Ronald) have also been hanging out alot as of late. Is it his new sexy truck with a sexy sound system? Is it his new aviators that he recently acquired? I don't know, it's probably the red hair. He now works at a factory that makes things out of rubber. Apparently if you reset the machine properly, you could make a dildo, a big black, raw rubber dildo, hilairious.

By the way Spenborne, you still owe me a trip to the Porn Shop, and A&W, I havn't forgotten.

Oh and yesterday...I didn't get my NIN tickets...needless to say I was raging more than I've ever raged in my young life. My tiny little body could barely hold my wrath. I guess ebay is my only option.

Ok, I'm off to work. I'd really really like to talk to (I think you know who you are).

Swirling round in this
Familiar Parable
~Addy

- posted by Eddie @ 10:49 AM

 
Sweet jesus, can things get any worse this week?

I'm sorry about my last blog everyone, I have a bad habit of writing alot at the peaks of my emotional highs and lows. Every word of what's in it is true though. I really feel like I'm always going to be that girl that is "just a friend", even after being with someone for over a year. I just don't hold the importance of other girls for some reason.

I feel totally lost right now too. I don't know who to turn to, or what I even want right now. Love is such a confusing thing. At one time, your love for someone makes you want to give them the whole world, and you'd rather die than have them feel one ounce of pain. But at another time, your love for someone will make you hate them so much that you wish that you'd never had the misfortune of meeting them.

I hope that someday I'll meet someone who actually wants to be with me as much as I want to be with them.

Don't Speak.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 4:42 PM

 
How could I be so stupid?

I don't know what's wrong with me. It seems like no guy ever wants to stay in a relationship with me. I try so hard to be nice and supportive, but it's just never enough.

Fuck, I hate this.
- posted by Eddie @ 9:02 PM

 
So I'm cleaning out my room (more like gutting it), and I'm waiting for my sheets to dry, so in the meantime.....

1. Your Full name: Adeline Brooke Kurvink-Palm
2. Do you feel like your name fits you? Not Adeline, Addy yes
3. Do you have an alter ego? If so, what is his/her name? Eddie Plam, she's evil.
4. Where were you born? G-Unit
5. Where do you live? Guelph
6. Do you like to travel? Only with friends
7. What is your birthday? July 8
8. Do you have siblings? Kurd
9. Do you have pets? Not right now
10. Which was the happiest year of your life? ummmm, 2004
11. How old do you wish you were? 19
12. A movie is being made about your life. Who would you cast to play yourself? Brody Armstrong (well she's not Armstrong anymore, slut)
13. Who would you cast to play your significant other? (if you have no significant other, cast someone anyway)? Henry Rollins
14. How would this movie end? We'd get married and walk away into the sunset
15. Is it better to be famous or infamous? Famous
16. Youre going to die a natural death. What is the cause? god, I don't know
17. Youre going to die a sudden, tragic death. What is the cause? Rocking out too hard and having a guitar cab crush me on stage
18. How long do you plan on living? long as possible
19. What was the last song you got stuck in your head? Into the Void by Nine Inch Nails
20. Sing any commercial jingle. "African Lion Safariiiiiiii"
21. What is your favourite element on the periodic table? Fluorine
22. Sunrise or sunset? Sunset
23. Introvert or extrovert? Introvert
24. Creation or evolution? Evolution
25.Action or reaction? Reaction
26. Unity or individuality? Individuality
27. Hugs or drugs? Hugs
28. Animal, vegetable, or mineral? Animal
29. Popsicle, creamcicle, or fudgecicle? Creamsicle
30. Fight or flight? Fight
31. Who is your favourite historical figure? Does Marilyn Monroe count?
32. Which historical figure could we have done without? um, Napoleon
33. What happened in the last dream you remember? oh god....i think the one where Cedric came back to Ontario
34. Do nice guys really finish last? Usually
35. What are your favourite boy names? Travis, Darcy, Adrian
36. What are your favourite girl names? Gwen, Jocelyn
37. Open or closed? Closed
38. White bread or wheat bread? wheat
39. Is it better to burn out than to fade away? naw
40. You put a quarter into a toy machine. What comes out? Bouncy Ball!
41.What do you want to be when you grow up? A rock star, or a music teacher
42. What were your favourite childhood toys? Teddy Bears
43. What was your first pet? my old dog Heathcliff
44. What annoys you? My alarm clock
45. What is your favourite action caption from the old batman tv show? (example. "pow" or "blam") BIFF!
46. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop? too many
47. The glass... half empty or half full? depends on what it is

WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON
48. Tightie whities. no thank you
49. Mc Donalds happy meals. gross
50. Reality shows. lame
51. Gummi bears or gummi worms? worms
52.Would you rather sky dive or deep sea dive? sky dive
53. Paper or plastic? paper
54. What position do you sleep in? on my side
55. Do you sleep on the left, right, or the middle of the bed? left
56. Sweet or sour? sour
57. What was your favourite after school special? i never really saw any
58.What is your favourite word? Outrageous!
59. Beach or mountains? Mountains
60. Mounds or almond joy? uh....i don't even know what those are
61. Do YOU feel like a nut? not really...
62. To give or to recieve? give
63. Chocolate or caramel? caramel
64. Do you have any nicknames? The Plam, Eddie, Kiddo, Add-Y
65. What does your name mean? Kind and Noble
66. Have you ever fainted? nope, Jeff has though, haha
67.Have you ever had a crush on a school teacher? Nope
68.What was the last thing you ate? A fruit power shake
69.Do you have any bad habits? biting my nails

WORD ASSOCIATION
what is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear...
70. Grey... elephants
71. Human...soylent green is people!
72. Fruit loop...Toucan Sam
73. Glove...fits like a glove?
74. Plum... a Malcolm in the Middle episode I saw yesterday
75. Structure...Gugenheim museum
76. Race...Horses
77. Heart...beat
78. Parasite...ticks and leeches
79. What was your first happy memory? Hillside
80. What was your first unhappy memory? first time being cheated on
81. If you could visit any time period, what would it be? 70s
82.What would jesus do? What wouldn't Jesus do? (insert picture of Jesus hang-gliding)
83. Make up a word and define it. bovious: something some obvious it hits you like a raging bull
84.Favourite kool aid flavour? Ice Blue Raspberry
85. Favourite pick up line? The word of the day is legs, what say we go back to my place and spread the word?
86. Who was the third gunman on the grassy knoll? uh....Macbeth?
87. What did you like to make believe as a child? oh god yes
88. Did you have an immaginary friend? a dog named Spike
89. Would you like to live in a castle or a mansion? a castle, and I would sleep in one of the Turrets
90. Re-arrange some of the letters in your first, middle, and last name to form a description of yourself. That's hard...um...BAM!
91. Do it fast or do it right? do it right
92.What was the last book you read? Jurassic Park (the original)
93. Have you ever had surgery? I got my tonsils out when I was 5
94. Random fact about you...... I hate when people touch my elbows
95. What is the first thing you wash in the shower? my hair
96. What is your favourite cereal? Apple Cinnamon Oatmeal crisp
97. If you could learn any foreign language, what would it be? Finnish
98. If you had the choice to live forever, would you? nope
99. If you had the choice to be the opposite sex for a day, would you? yep

DO YOU BELIEVE IN
100. Fate? sort of
101. Ghosts? only when I'm really scared
102. God? not really
103. Big foot? yep
104. Soul mates? yes
105.Aliens? Kind of
106.Angels? Not really
107. Loch ness monster? yeah
108. Heaven and hell? not really
109. The Zodiac? god no
110. Love at first sight? yep
111. Karma? yep
112.Vampires? nope
113. If you had any super power, what would it be? flight
114. Would you use your power for good or evil? good
115. Name something nostalgic. Degrassi?
116. What are your turn ons in the opposite sex? Sense of Humour
117. What are your turn offs in the opposite sex? Vanity
118. What was the best compliment ever given to you? Tommy's "Ode To Addy", it's long, so here's a sample: "the originality of her style is only matched by her soul that is conveyed to everything she touches, her words, her body are works of art that are to remain priceless in all of the minds of the people she encounters", oh yeah!
119. Which character from Scooby Doo do you most relate to? I never really watched the show
120. What is the worst trend of the present time? guys wearing pink shirts, "pink is not the new blue, pink is fucking pink! it's the colour of flowers, hippie's hair, and uninfected vagina."
121. Beer or wine? beer, only good beer though
123. You cant sleep. What do you do? write
124. Do you wear jewelry? a few things yes
125. What is your favourite smell? lemons, and guys
126. What was the best decade of the past century? 80s
127. Which is your favourite month of the year? Joo-ly
128. Do you smoke? nope
129. Do you drink? Only with Darcy, haha
130. What was your favourite subject in school? Mu-zak
131. What was your worst subject in school? Math/English
132. If you had to give up one of your senses, what would it be? touch
133. Do you follow your head, your heart, or your crotch? my heart
134. Do you truely know who you are? i think so
135. Are you superstitious? nope
136. Are you sentimental? hells yes
137. How many times a day do you eat? 1 or 2 if i'm lucky
138. Are you more of a main idea or detail type of person? detail
139. What is your favourite pie? lemon merangue
140. Have you ever been close to death? i guess
141. Do you like roller coasters? love them
142. Apples or oranges? oranges
143. Are you hyperactive? not usually
144. Do you talk in your sleep? nope
145. What is your favourite holiday? Halloween
146. Do you go to church? no
147. At what age do you think you will be married? 23 or 24ish
148. If you could open up your own business, what would it be? a music store, or a comic book/gaming/anime store
149. What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend? Cameron
150. What is your weakness? a nice smile
151. What was the last movie you saw that made you cry? I Am Sam
152. If love were a flavour, which flavour would it be? Cherry
153. If hate were a flavour, which flavour would it be? Black Licorice
154. Have you ever been prescribed any drugs? Which ones? Birth Control, and uhhh Epi Pen?
155. Is lying sometimes necessary? Sometimes
156. Bubbleyum or bubblicious? fuck off
157. What is your favourite curse word? HORSESHIT!
158. Do you have any birthmarks? one on my back, it looks like the state of Washington
159. If you could visit anywhere in the US, where would it be? Orange County
160. If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would it be? Finland again
162. Do you feel like your physical self matches your personality? For sure
163. What was the name of your kindergarten teacher? Mme Snow
164. Do you wear glasses or contacts? reading glasses
165. How tall are you? short
166. How tall would you like to be? same as I am now
167. Your current mood: hot/bored
168. Do you dress up for halloween? all the time
169. Have you ever been in a car accident? once
170. What is your favourite lucky charm? my lucky pink guitar pick
171. What colour of underwear are you wearing? blue with stars on it
172. Do you tend to date people younger or older than you? older
173. Do your exes look alike? holy shit, they do
174. Do your exes act alike? HOLY SHIT THEY DO
175. Have you ever been in love? i think so
176. What is your favourite kids movie? Fern Gulley
177. Have you ever hallucinated? lol, yes but not from drugs, combination of sickness and lack of sleep and food
178. What do you like most about the opposite sex? personality: Sense of Humour, physically: Tallness
179. What do you hate most about the opposite sex? personality: vanity physically: long hair (like longer than mine)
180. Have you ever been on a blind date? ALMOST, FUCKING DAVE
181. Would you want to be cloned? god no, havn't you ever seen multiplicity?
182. Have you ever peed in public? occaisionally
183. Are you an optimist or a pessimist? optimist
184. How did you find out that there was no santa claus? i was in the 6th grade and my mom had to tell me before I went to Jr High so I wouldn't get made fun of.
185. Pancakes or waffles? waffles
186. Are you on a diet? no, but Chad is
187. Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because it's human nature
188. Do you always want what you cant have? not really
189. Do you act stupid around someone you have a crush on? fuck yes
190. Have you ever been arrested? once
191. Can you cook? hell yes
192. Do you think its wrong/weird if a girl asks a guy out? nope
193. Do you have any allergies? peanuts (they kill me), kiwi, pollen
194. Ketchup or catsup? Are you here to solve my ketchup problem?
195. Do you believe there is a meaning to life? If so, what is it? I don't know
196. What do you think about before you fall asleep? Usually someone I care about
197.What are your thoughts on the nature of good and evil? not sure
198. Step into your cave. There you will find your power animal. What kind of animal is it? this will sound lame, but an otter, they are the shit!
199.What does your power animal say to you? LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!
200. End this survey with a quote: ph34r t3h cute ones (fear the cute ones)
- posted by Eddie @ 5:21 PM