Mom: "Here Addy, I'll make you some waffles. You cook them on low right?"
Me: "What? There's no 'low' setting on the toaster..."
Mom: "Yes there is, I put it on 2 see?"
Me: "That's a timer mom, it means 2 minutes. How can you have had that toaster longer than you've had me and still not know how it works?"
Mom: "I just figured it was a random number."
-A conversation with me and my mom this morning, she's so crazy.

Me: "I can't help it, I'm so lonely."
Davian: "Maybe you just need to chill for a while."
Me: "I have chilled!"
Davian: "You've been put in the oven, baked, been taken out, chilled, and now you're ready to eat?"
Me: "Yeah totally! I'm starting to get that icky skin on top."
Davian: "Oh no, no one's been stirring you!"
-Mine and Davian's awesome analogy for dating, fuck we rule.

Calvin: "Oh man, that sucks, I feel bad for you."
Me: "Yeah it's lame, hardcore."
Calvin: "Lamecore?"
-Hahaha, me and Calvin have a new word, I love that kid.

Well kids, it's now OFFICIALLY cold out. How do I know this? Today I busted out the long underwear, so it's totally decided. I even had my red mittens and Smurfette scarf today, it was awesome. I remembered how much I love this time of year, because I get to bundle up and look adorabley cute in my hats and mittens and big sweaters. I was walking over to Lens Mill last night, wearing all the things mentioned above, and I loved the feeling of being so warm and comfy, and having the cool air on my face, it was awesome. I just don't want snow, I love the cold weather but I hate snow, sorry Calvin.

So anyhow, I went to Lens Mill last night and bought a whole bunch of warm fuzzy fabric. I decided I didn't feel like spending upwards of 80 bucks on a new coat, so I was going to fix the ones I have up. Yes that's right, the yellow polka dot one is coming back with a vengeance, same with the green one, and the red one, I love it. I also bought some material to fix up a few of my hoodies, and I made an adorable black and brown one with bear ears on the hood out of my old Mewithoutyou shirt, it fucking rules. Even my old army jacket is getting some treatment. I'm feeling so crafty, it's awesome. And that means more knitting!! Oh my god, not having a boyfriend and becoming a no-life freak is starting to have it's up-sides.

The most important news of the day though, I got my BustedTee Shirts in the mail yesterday. I've never had a tshirt fit me so well in my life. Here's what I got:
-More Cowbell
-What Wouldn't Jesus Do? (with a picture of Jesus hang-gliding)
-South Korea's got Seoul
I LOVE IT!

That's it for now, I'm going to go work on my clothes-making. Jocey, I will give you a call and we'll hang/chill this weekend fo sho. We have to have a true girly sleepover sometime and talk about boys and do each other's hair and drink Margaritas and Irish Cafe Mochas. I could totally go for that right now.

LOVE!!!!!!!!!!

I Will Let you Down
I Will Make You Hurt
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 12:14 PM

 
Well, I was going to do some review for physics tonight, seeing as how I've understood nothing that has gone on in that class so far. I sat down with my CD rom and notes, and I went through some questions for about 10 minutes, and realized it's utterly hopeless, and that test is going to kick my ass tomorrow. I might as well suffer through and just get on with the next unit, because I'm seeming to understand it a lot better.

However, I have mentioned before that my physics teacher Mr Ball is probably the most boring and monotonous talker I've ever heard in my life. Well today just went a step further to show how hilairious this voice makes his jokes. Today he was doing this experiment to show how one of Newton's laws works. Basically he had a brick with 2 strings tied to either end, one string was tied to a pole, and he had the other one in his hand. He pulled the one string in his hand really quickly, and as he predicted, the string he was holding snapped. He told us that the result would be different if he pulled the string slowly, so he attatched another string and did just that. As you can probably guess...it didn't work, the same string broke. Mr Ball seemed quite upset about this, here's what he said:

"Well...that's not supposed to happen. We've just violated one of Newton's laws, and that usually only happens if we're moving faster than the speed of light, or if we're dealing with sub-atomic particles....and really neither of those things is happening."

Haha, it was so funny because he was obviously confused/frustrated but he kept such a calm voice, it was probably funnier if you were there. He tried to do the same experiment like 5 times, and the same thing happened each time, he got so angry towards the end that he just gave up and was really bitter. Pure gold.

Other than that, nothing really exciting happened today. Mme Gelinas bitched at me in french class for no good reason as usual, and Mr Cherry said he liked my composition for music, w00t.

Oh, and I've added some new muzak to my repetoire. Not really typical for what I listen to usually, but hey, I like it, and that's all that matters.
-HORSE the band (fucking awesome, listen to Cutsman by them, so good)
-VNV Nation (somewhat techno/industrial)
-Skinny Puppy (a lot like VNV but a little more metal-ish?)
-ICP (haha, ok no making fun about this one, Darcy got me into it)
-Gorguts (sounds a lot like just plain noise the first time you listen, takes some time)

Something has been bothering me today though. Lately I've been feeling pretty good about being single, I'm having a good time not worrying about a significant other person in my life. I'm just being Addy, and that's cool with me. But today when I had a spare second period, I was walking over to Tim Hortons, and I saw this couple sitting there having coffee and talking, and I thought it was a really nice thing to see. I felt a little sad about not having someone to do that with on a regular basis. It's not so much that I'm missing anyone in particular right now, it's more or less I just miss the feeling of having someone that you can consider your other half. I have been spending a whole bunch of time with Jocey, which is awesome because without her right now, I don't know what I'd be doing. Probably something really unhealthy, or at least fattening.

So the whole point of that last paragraph is just me saying that I really wish I had a boyfriend again. And I'm completely done with guys that aren't at least 3 years older than me, haha. I think I've developed a bit of a crush on someone I've only met twice, oh well, go figure.

And the last random thought of the night: I need a new winter coat and boots...dang.

I'm going back to my knitting.

Fuck in the fire
And spread the ashes around.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 7:31 PM

 
I can't even think of any quotes today, oh well.

Today at lunch all of the gang was talking about our favourite childhood movies and TV shows. So I made a mental list of some of the ones I wanted to rent sometime soon. I'm sure that the mention of a few of these beauties will make you go HOLY CRAP I NEED TO SEE THAT AGAIN!! So here:
-Fern Gulley (Fucking Robin Williams is in it, I never realized that as a child)
-The Brave Little Toaster (I remember crying and being somewhat traumatized at a part of this movie, not sure what part it was though. Plus Phil Hartman is the voice of the air conditioner)
-Homeward Bound (Chance was always hungry, so funny)
-Nightmare Before Christmas (This was only me though, everyone has seen it a thousand times. I've only seen it once when I was about 5)
-Nemo (I think that's the name, we couldn't figure out for sure what it was. It has to do with this kid who has a flying bed and he goes on some crazy adventure)
-All Dogs go to Heaven (Man did I ever cry when I watche this movie, holy)

I'm sure there were some others but I can't think of them right now.

I got my grad photos taken today, has to be one of the creepiest ordeals I've ever gone through. Luckily, the guy doing it was nice, but still, wierd. He like, touched my hair and fixed my clothes and stuff, it was really odd, plus I had to be in these really wierd positions. I hope they at least come out ok.

I was also roaming around Myspace yesterday out of sheer mind numbing boredom, when I came across Chad's profile. I doubt Chad will ever read this, but seriously, he seems like one very interesting guy. I've met him a couple times, and he was super nice and everything, but he seems like such an awesome guy to talk to, I hope he replies back to me so I can add him to MSN and we can talk. Plus he looked really hot in his pics, haha.

Well, I'm going to go look on Ebay for some cool NIN stuff.

I think I used to have a purpose
But then again
That might have been a dream
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 4:24 PM

 
Me: "I told my mom that I was at your house all night playing Xbox."
Spencer: "...I have a gamecube too."

"What's with these boxes...are you guys building a pyramid or something?" -Spencer

Oh Spencer, I've missed that kid. He came around for the first time in forever and I was excited. He's so funny sometimes without knowing it, I love it.

So this blog will be short and maybe even point form because I have to hurry up and shower so I can get my fucking physics assignment done for tomorrow. I fucking hate physics.

I had hockey tonight. Evaluation thing, Derek was right, I should've just walked up to the guy and told him to put down A+ and saved myself some time, I love Derek. There was this one FUCKING ANNOYING girl there that had to mention every 2 seconds that she played rep last year and that this league would be "so easy" for her. Big deal slut, no one cares, I'm bigger than you. I almost knocked her ass out. We have a new subtracto.

I think I'm going to make Calvin and Jocelyn meet.

I really want poutine from the Wooly. I thought about it tonight, and I realized that I loved going there on tuesday nights a few years ago. Get some poutine and delicious hot chocolate, oh god, so good. Maybe I'll con Darcy into taking me there sometime.

Oh, and me and Justin decided today that were going on a road trip to BC this winter during break. No jokes, we're actually 100% going. Straight driving accross the country, and I'll get to see Cedric. I fucking love it.

And last but not least on Addy's random list of things....

Zack, you're an asshole. I can't believe you would say shit like that about me, I always find out, always. Fuck you.

Elbow deep inside the borderline
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 10:27 PM

 
"You can't make me leave yet...I AM THIS PARTY!" -Me, being ever so drunk (it's actually the only quote I remember from last night

Creepy...I woke up this morning, luckily in my own bed. I was wearing my pyjama pants on inside out, and my shirt and bra were still on from last night. I somehow managed to take all the bobby pins out of my hair. Drunk Addy, I'm very impressed. I honestly have no recollection whatsoever of how I got home, or more importantly, where the hell my backpack is. Maybe Jocelyn has it...oh yeah, Jocelyn was there, wierd.

So yeah, another party at the Kupps, I love it. Good times all around for sure. I saw Madison with no shirt on, and I had the same bra as her. Oh yeah, another good quote from drunk Addy:

Guys: "Woo yeah Madison! Take it off!"
Me: "Holy Madison, I have the same bra as you!"
Madison: "Oh cool..."
Me: "No I seriously do!! I'm not lying!!!"

I think I repeated myself about a thousand times to her.

Well anyway, I think I should get ready to go to work. Oh crap! I just realized that Travis was supposed to go...fuck, I hope I didn't leave him there by himself. Oh well.

Next time I get drunk, I'm bringing a voice recorder and getting every second of it on tape, just like Tucker Max. Then maybe I will have some awesome stories like him, nowhere near as good, but maybe a little better than the one I had up there.

Give it away now! (only song I remember was playing there)
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 11:16 AM

 
"ring ring ring ring ring ring ring...Banarchy!!" -Raffi in a punk band, apparently

Oh man, I thought of Banana Phone...I just lost the game, right Calvin? Haha.

So today was pretty awesome for school. I had an ISP first, my second period spare, and 4th period ISP. So basically I woke up at around 10:30, went to school for lunch and french, and left around 2. Despite the rockingness of this, it doesn't change the fact that I hate Mme Gelinas, she seriously needs to shove it.

However, I did get some sort of good news today. For those of you who havn't been religiously watching the news on hurricane Rita like I have, the storm is moving pretty much directly at a city in Texas called Galveston. Well the thing is, that's where my aunt lives, and I kid you not, her house is at the most like, 30 feet from the ocean shore. So of course my mom is going crazy worrying about her, and today we finally got a phone call from her saying that she was ok, and staying with a friend in Houston. So I'm pretty thankful for that, considering what a rediculously small family I have. Seriously, I can count the number of members in my extended family on my 2 hands.

In other news, there really isn't any. I wish I could write awesome stories like Tucker Max, and I wish I had someone to drive me home tonight.

Also, it's been less than a week since I've seen someone, and I already miss them, is that a bad thing?

Dancin' in the desert
Blowin' up the sunshine
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 3:04 PM

 
Oh goodness, putting off homework until the last minute as always.

I just remembered one other quote from sunday night that made me laugh:

Darcy: "Dude we should be professional movers."
Chad: "Yeah, it would be like...Random Acts of Moving."

So anyway, I've been sitting here all night doing some online shopping, it's good stuff too. I bought myself a new belt with frigging PINK studs, how hot is that? I also got a sexy belt buckle that I laughed at, maybe you guys will too.

Tomorrow should be fun too. I'm going out with Stephen and Dustin to see Batman Begins, which I've wanted to see for a while. I'm also planning on grabbing some new jewelry for my nipple piercing, ultra sexy for sure.

And yet again, as always happens in the world of Addy, guys are confusing the hell out of me. I just have NO FRIGGING IDEA what is going on with some people. I think I'm just going to say fuck it, and wait for someone to come to me. Yes, that sounds good. Now to wait....

Man I suck.

Ok Addy, back to reality, go do your stupid homework.

My cock is much bigger than yours!
My cock can walk right through the door!
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 10:47 PM

 
An adventure in Kitchener....

So last night I had just gotten off work, I was literally JUST sitting down at my computer to take my usual 6-hour position for the night, when I get a message from Darcy, who I havn't seen in overa month, and havn't talked to in almost 2 weeks. I was a little surprised to hear from him, I seriously thought he had totally forgot about me with all the craziness that is Darcy's life. Here's how that conversation went.

Darcy: Hey you!
Me: Holy, where have you been.
Darcy: No internet, what are you doing tonight and tomorrow?
Me: Uh, nothing. I have school in the morning that's it.
Darcy: Ok, we're coming to get you, I'm leaving in 10 minutes.
Me: What?! Ok...
Darcy: Awesome, ciao for now.

So yeah, needless to say I was a little surprised, but it's always a good time with Darcy and Chad. Here are a bunch of good quotes from the night...

Darcy: "Hey how are you!"
Me: "Good good, so uh...who's this?"
Darcy: "...that's Chad."
Me: "Oh...crap."

Chad: "Damn you Weston Fresh bread for smelling so good."
Darcy: "We should set that factory on fire."
Chad: "Dude, the entire city of Kitchener would smell like toast."

"I was trying to make Chad look good in front of some girls, so I told them I set my family on fire." -Darcy

"If I was ever a porn star, my name would be Jesus Christ, so if I came twice it would be the second coming of Christ." -Darcy

"I don't even have to open the door anymore, I'm like a god." -Chad

Darcy: "Just let the mattress go down the stairs, it'll be fine."
*The matress goes down the stairs and slams into a light switch and totally smashes it*
Chad: "WHAT THE HELL!? I THOUGHT MATRESSES WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SOFT!"

Darcy: "Ok, you're going to have to carry Steve-O (his scorpion) on your lap."
Me: "WHAT!? You're joking right!?"
Darcy: "Oh don't worry, he's a pussycat. ...Just don't put your hand in there."

"Chloe stop being such a pussy. Haha! Get it? Because she's a cat!" -Darcy, he said that about a thousand times

Me: "Sorry, I'm a little tired, I was up late last night drinking."
Darcy: "Alone!?"
Me: "...uh no."
Darcy: "That would have been so much funnier if you were alone."

Darcy: "You walk like a girl in a wrestling game."
Me: "...I don't even know what to say to that."

So the only thing was that Darcy didn't tell me that I was helping him move that night until halfway to Kitchener, but oh well, I was happy to help. We had to move his matress and boxspring on top of the Jeep, and of course with Darcy being Darcy, we had to take the expressway, and the fucking matress almost caught air and went flying, I was scared for my life. It was a long night with lots of trips back and forth, and poor Chad hurt his back, but all in all, still fun-filled.

The worst part of the night was probably when I had to hold Steve-O on my lap on the last trip over to the new place. I just sat there staring at the fucking scorpion, making sure it didn't defy some law of nature and decide to jump out of the aquarium at me. And Darcy the whole time was like "make sure he doesn't get squished by the rocks!", honestly, scary.

Anyway, the point is that the whole trip totally made my weekend. But right now, I'm totally sick and need to clean my room. Later kids.

And I won't lie, I won't sin
Maybe I don't wanna go.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 3:54 PM

 
Hello little childrens.

School school and more school is my life these days. It kind sucks but I guess that's what comes with grade 12 and all. Makes me remember how easy things were in grade 9. Speaking of grade 9, if anyone was in my drama class back in the day, you'll obviously remember Lan (Lung Lamb as we all called him). He's back at Ross now after 2 years, so today I finally got a chance to say hello to him. Here's how it went:

Me: "Hey Lan! Remember me from your grade 9 drama class?"
Lan: "Umm, I think so..."
Me: "Yeah I was best friends with Cedric, you have to remember Cedric!"
Lan: "Oh yeah! What ever happened to that guy?"
Me: "He's in BC..."
Lan: "AAAWAAAAHHH?????"

Funniest reaction ever. Me, Jocey and Ryan almost killed ourselves laughing.

But on with school. Physics is getting better, Mr Ball however, has the most boring and monotonous voice I've EVER heard, and it's a fight every day to stay awake in that first period class. Although because his voice is so terribly boring, it makes his jokes about a thousand times funnier. Like yesterday when he was explaining some new term:

"Orthoganomic is just a fancy way of saying that 2 vectors are 90 degrees to each other. However, it's a good word. So make sure you use it several times today to impress all your friends."

So good. My second period spare is so nice now, I love it. I just do all my french work and sit in the caf and listen to muzak, it's so relaxing. It's also good because I'm always first in line at the caf, so common lunch doesn't bother me too much anymore.

French is just awful though. I have no idea why everyone always said Gelinas was the best french teacher ever, because I seriously hate her. It's like, if you havn't had her for the past 3 years, too bad, you fail, because she doesn't explain anything. She seems to despise me for some wierd reason too, honestly, I think De Pooter liked me more than she does (Cedric will curl up and cry at the mention of that name). But seriously, all Gelinas does is talk to those girls at the front of the class, and say the word exestentialism a lot, man she sucks.

Music is just music, no different from any other year.

So now that I've bored you with all the boringness that is my school life so far...I'm off to play some Prince of Persia 2, BAM!

I can't remember how this got started
But I know exactly how it will end.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 3:58 PM

 
I'm in a hurry, so I won't go into too much detail. Saturday was a really fun night. You might even say it was...

...WANG-TASTIC!!!

Oh my, I love you Megatokyo and Penny Arcade.

I'll keep digging
Until I feel something
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 4:39 PM

 
Me: "Jordan, I said get ketchup, not like a million straws!"
Jordan: "Fine, I'll count them...work on my math skills..."

"And then Gary was like 'I wonder if he has friends...'" -Jocey, when Shay's dad was talking about Jordan

"This gun is all painty, and it looks kind of cool....*wipes the gun with a towel* NOW IT'S RUINED AHHHH!!!" -Derek

Derek: "Hey it looks like you have a friend." *points to a moth sitting on my arm*
*I look down for a split second and think it's a spider*
Me: "AIEEEEEEEEEEE!" *flails wildly*
Derek: *laughing hysterically*"Wow...you...you are my new favourite person."

Oh man, last night ruled. Me and Jocey were hungry (as usual), and we decided to get some delicious food. Being the amazingly sexy person I am, I convinced Jordan to drive us out to get this delcious food. After that we went out to the mall, and I bought the first season of Futurama on DVD and Volume 1 of Burst Angel, w00t. So then we went and raided the dollar store, and got some things for tomorrow night's slosh fest with me and Jocey, as well as random other fun things, like Jordan's pink purse, and Jocey's little cymbals, so good.

Tonight was fun too. We had a huge private booking coming in, so Travis was sweating bullets leaving me in charge. He called so many times to check up on things, it was so good. He got Tommy to call once even, because he felt lame for checking up on me so much, haha. Got to hang out with Derek, always fun times (and I mean always). Hung out with Calvin too, also very sweet, such a dear boy, even though Joey thought that his mom was his girlfriend.

All in all, good past few days, but I'm so tired now, I'm going to watch some Futurama and then go to sleep.

There is no laws here
And there is no pain
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 1:01 AM

 
There's one thing I forgot to put in my last blog.

If you're like me, and you used to listen to Boxcar Racer back in the day (like grade 8 or 9), listen to them now, you'll see that they actually aren't that bad. I've been listening to them alot lately, and I feel pretty hardcore for listening to them when I was like 13.

Ok that's it.
- posted by Eddie @ 5:48 PM

 
Mike: "Well what courses are you interested in?"
Jeff: "Well I like things like psychology, but also things like comm tech and computers."
Jason: "Well you could be like a psychiatric photographer...or something."
Mike: "Or a psychiatrist for machines! *impression of Jeff* 'I see, how does that make you feel Windows 98?'"

Well then...

I haven't posted in a while, surpisingly busy with school and the like, so sorry if you missed me.

School really isn't too bad this year. Good classes, good people, I'm enjoying it. I have physics first with Mr Ball. It kind of sucks to have that class first because it's SO SO boring sometimes, and I can barely stay awake. Then I have a spare, which is nice for a little break, I get to sleep, do homework, listen to muzak, whatever. Then lunch, meh. Then I have french with Gelinas who is wierd, I like Mr Brown way more. It's ok because Zach, Davian and Eric are in the class. Then muzak with Mr Cherry, which is always good. So all in all it's a fairly enjoyable semester.

On to other things besides school...

It's been over a month now since me and Dave broke up. I'm getting a little better I think. I realize that there's no way that we're going to get back together. Our lives are just way too conflicting for it to work out again, besides, I'm pretty sure I messed up the first time and he doesn't even want to think about being with me again. So I'm starting to move on and just be ok with the whole idea of being by myself for once. It's a little lonely, but I have Jocey to help me out.

Speaking of Jocey...

This just totally made my day. For those who don't know, Jocey recently had a bad breakup with her boyfriend of nearly 2 years (wow, what a coincidence), so I've been trying to make her feel a little better about the whole thing, considering I'm in the same boat as her right now. So I was reading through her blog like I always do, and I found this.

"On a less, repetitive note, Addy and I are going to have a rockin weekend. I'm so mad at my self for not talking to Addy more, I always say she's the coolest but it goes beyond just that. Addy I gotta say, you have helped me more than you even know. I have so much to thank you for. You are for sure one of the most influential people in my life (in a good way!!!) So thank you. I wish I could take away all your pain and worries, cause there's no reason in the world why you deserve them. I hope this year we can hang out and talk like we've always wanted to."

That right there, totally made my day. It just makes me feel awesome that my efforts to help her through this tough time actually worked, I love it. We are totally going to have a rocking weekend too. We're dying Jordan's hair and having delicious jello shooters and screwdrivers...mmmmmmm. I can't wait until we go to get her nipple pierced, it'll rule, but I'm not sure what I should get done.

On a good note, I also got my eyebrow pierced (sexy), and went to a porn shop with Matt and Zack last night and bought fuzzy pink handcuffs (sexier). I've also started talking to Zach more, and we might even become friends again (sexiest).

I love having a PS2. And I ordered Vol. 2 of Gunslinger Girl and Vol. 1 of Burst Angel, w00t.

The Ashes will Slowly Pile Up
Just to Prove We're Finally Through
~Addy





- posted by Eddie @ 4:04 PM

 

Hello kids.

Not much to say today. Boring mostly, sitting around and relaxing because school is tomorrow.

I got my PS2 yesterday, and I'm so happy about it. I have some crappy games, and soon I will have some awesome games and DVDs, WOOOOOT! Hopefully tomorrow I will go tomorrow and get my piercing, and then I will be complete for now.

I drew another picture at work, and that's it there. I don't know why, I just kind of like the idea that a little girl with pigtails tied with ribbons is going around kicking some serious ass, which is probably why I like Gunslinger Girl so much. So here, she kindof looks like Piroko, I know, but shut up, I like her.

Man this blog was so boring and made no sense, but I don't care, I'm tired.

Every day is exactly the same.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 4:54 PM

 
Me: "Erik, what is with your obsession with Gold Bond powder anyway?"
Erik: "It's like a thousand angels kissing your testicles!"

Matt's new nickname: "65 in first"

Today at work I met the new guy working there named Calvin. He's so fucking nice, dear god, I've already developed a soft spot for him.

Other than that, I feel really bad for Jocelyn right now. We definatley have to get together sometime and eat ice cream and feel sorry for ourselves.

This blog sucks because I'm in such a terrible mood. I fucking miss Dave so much it hurts.

Only the lonesome love us.
Only the careless can handle us.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 8:15 PM