A quick rundown of the past week or so.

-Most importantly, accompanied Chad on a 3-day wrestling tour thingy with none other than HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN!! It was pretty neat. I ring-girl-ed and accompanied Hacksaw while he took photos and the like. Got hit on by Hacksaw numerous times....HOOOOOO!!!! (That up there is my picture of me, Hacksaw and Chad. If you look closely you can totally make out Hacksaw's package)

-Was horribly sick but got over it. Chad hasn't been so lucky, as he is still sans voice going on about a week. He attempts to speak at normal volume, but it just makes him sound like he is angry and yelling. Funny.

-In a very un-Addy move, I am actually on top of all my classes at the moment. All my homework is done and handed in, and my assignments are on track. Crazy? Wow, yes.

-Wore shorts today because the weather is so damn good. I don't feel like I should be in school anymore.....sigh.

That's really about it. And now....to jump in the shower, and maybe crack open a beer afterwards and relax. Aaaah yes.

J'aime Chad.

Go and tell all of the angels
This could take all night.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 9:01 PM

 
I'm in desperate need of some animal companionship. I'm not used to not having pets. I just watched Zaboomafoo because I'm sick at home, and it made me long for a wonderful little animal friend.

Any of these would be suitable....

-A lemur, any variety
-A bat
-A Terec....it's kind of like a hedgehog but cuter
-A fox
-An otter
-A chameleon

And I guess a kitty would be ok. I just want something cute in my life.
- posted by Eddie @ 9:59 AM

 
Back off fanboy.

Ugh ugh and ugh. I am horrendously sick right now, and Chad is too. We're a disgusting, hacking, sore-throat, upset tummy, feverish couple. We suck. *hack*

I've done nothing all day but sit on the couch watching bad tv (although Montel can be entertaining) and feel like I could almost beg to slip softly into the warm grasp of death. I know it would sure as hell beat how I'm feeling now. Plus I'm expected to finish my journal responses for English tomorrow, and be prepared for my conference in politics. BOOOOOO.

The last few days have been somewhat trying on me. Grad hockey game was a big huge fucking disappointment. I touched the puck a total of probably about 3 times, was bitched at by asshole boys for staying on too long, and took a spill that royally fucked up my left hamstring.

My dad is being my dad as usual, which makes me want to kill him...or myself. Whatever is more convenient. It's not about the pizza.

One highlight of my last few days was when I accidentally unplugged Beth-Anne's computer in our English class and destroyed her entire essay. I laughed. Evil bitch = Addy.

Oh and there's a whole fucking lot of wrestling this weekend. I highly doubt I will be feeling up to being ring girl, but maybe Chad will let me sit around and be merch girl or something. Either way, I'll be there to support him, sick or not. There's nothing hotter than a hacking/coughing/throwing up Mrs. Warhed.

And now, I have yogurt and mushed up bananas waiting for me downstairs, because I can't swallow any solid foods.

Ache.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 6:22 PM

 
How about this...just for maybe one week or so, someone else can be me.

They can go to my stupid school where everyone is fake and no one cares about anything I do.
They can play the hockey games I'm pressured into every week where I get frustrated and
almost punch out stupid girls.

They can have their sister's crazy ex-boyfriend call them at 2am at least 15 times every night.

They can have a freezing cold room.

They can have people go through their stuff without asking.

They can have shitty analogue music recorded by their parents echoing through the house 24/7.

They can have an overly selfish and horribly irritating father they wish was dead or at least a thousand miles away.

They can be upset every day that their mother's mental/emotional state is deteriorating due to the aforementioned father.

All I want is someone to be me, just so I can have a break. Deal? I just want to go to Kitchener and leave everything behind for a little while. Have no irritations at all for once. Just for a little while.

This sucks, because I spent a fantastic day with Chad, and as soon as I got home, it was ruined...weeee.

Where the fuck where you?
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 9:16 PM

 
Sigh.

Well, March break has basically come and gone, and it was super awesome wicked fun. I spent pretty much the entire thing with Chad, and it was great. It made me realize how much just his presence beside me makes me feel better, makes me feel good about myself. I was sad when he left today. I wish it was easier for us to see each other, but I suppose we make it work ok.

All I really did was work this week, but it was with Chad for the most part, which made it somewhat entertaining. Lots of brewery, lots of beer, good stuff.

I really wish the break wasn't over. I'm starting to enjoy having no school and just working all the time. Wait, don't say that Addy. University soon right? Dammit.

Fuck I'm tired. I wish Chad was here to fall asleep with me.

How do you do it?
Make me feel like I do.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 7:49 PM

 
Contestant: "In my hometown I'm actually known as the spam queen."
Howie Mandel: "Spam? What?"
Contestant: "Yes, you know...the canned meat?"
Howie: "Oh yeah, do you have any idea how often I come home to my wife and say 'gee...I wish I had some canned meat!'"

I am seriously addicted to this new game show, Deal or No Deal. It is honestly so fucking stupid, and requires NO skill whatsoever, but it really does keep you on the edge of your seat. I'm such a tool. It's probably just because Howie Mandel is hosting it. That's my reason I'm giving for liking it so much.

Oh Howie...what happened to you? The rubber glove over the face must have gotten old.

So...in more exciting news...

I did the ring girl thing yesterday at the PWA show in Brantford. It honestly wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be, and I figured that you know...Chad really wants me to do this. Basically all I had to do was walk around the ring once, carrying a big PWA sign, and act sassy and charismatic. Not that hard to do really. I even got to carry out Mr. Floppy for Chad's match, and 3-eared bunny on a 2x4...awesome. Apparently there are some pictures of Chad and I together, and I'm looking forward to seeing them.

So in conclusion, despite all my bitching and whining, I really want to do it again, haha. The other girl I'm doing it with, Amy, turned out to be really nice. Really girly, but really nice. Esentially, we're almost exact opposites, she's blonde and peppy and smiley, and I'm dark and sassy and somewhat scary...ish (I wish). The next show should be good, I'm hoping to have pictures to sell and/or autograph, but not sexy slutty pictures...good pictures of me being...well Addy. I'm also planning on some cool clothes to wear. Clothes that I'VE MADE!! Camo? Fishnets? FUCK YES. (All incorporating the PWA logo...obviously).

OH OH!! The best part of the day....I actually DID get to sign an autograph! I signed it "Mrs Warhed"...seeing as that's how Hayden Avery announced me. Man, it was awesome. It may have been for a 6 year old girl....but I'll be god damned if I didn't feel fantasic anyway.

I just read over all the stuff I wrote there....I sound like such a fucking loser. Oh well, I feel good about myself. Eat me. *pounds chest*

And now...I'm nearly done making a new pink/camo skirt, so I will finish it up while drinking a whole can of apple juice and a whole package of arrowroot cookies...boo ya!

Oh and....I love Chad....alot. Our love is stronger than Superman, Spiderman, the Flash and the Incredible Hulk put together....wha bam.

Easy, Tiger.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 8:50 PM

 
This was so good...I couldn't resist, and I KNOW Chad will LOVE this.

Addy Palm -- [noun]: A human transformer (Robot in disguise) 'How" will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

I rule, end of story.

Alone
We're not alone.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 6:51 PM

 
Wierdness....

I do believe there is something wierd going on in my head. Am I overreacting about things? Am I worried as usual? I really don't know. I feel...wierd.

My name isn't mentioned, is it a charade? A ploy? I don't know...why does it freak me out?

Another name? What the hell.

I'm slightly scared.

This makes no sense.

I will let you down
I will make you hurt
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 6:40 PM

 
Workin' man (hopefully).

Well I just got back from handing out some...wait some? More like a billion, resumes downtown, and in the surrounding downtown area. Funny part is, I never realized how many little mexican restaurants there are...I think I applied at about 3. I also applied at that new Choco Mocha Latte whatever it is place, and the Nutty Chocolatier...wooot.

Hopefully I'll get some calls back this time.

Not much else to say. I'm doing excellent in all my classes according to a strange piece of paper I carried around with me today. I also have a ton of philosophy homework due tomorrow....philosophy homework? Wierd I know.

Ummmm....what else what else. Nothing really. I've been leading a boring life these days. My main excitement is whenever I'm with Chad, because he makes things fun. Plus he lets me "beat him up" in public.

And now that I've mentioned Chad....I have an intense craving for chinese food, damn. Time to raid the lame poverty fridge. Bye kids.

Paint...it....black
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 3:18 PM

 
"Zach! Put Italy on hold! We need you for dodgeball!" -Sam at lunch today....priceless, classic Sam

You know you have the BEST boyfriend in the world, when he brings you original Ninja Turtles bedsheets as a present.

I'm not exactly sure what's going on this week. Much talk of strikes or not-strikes, handing out resumes and ISPs....confusing.

Sewing sewing and a little more sewing is my life these days. And actually...I don't feel like blogging...I feel like sewing.

Woooooooooooo.

Got a green light
Got a green light yeah
And I'm going nowhere
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 2:28 PM